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Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Sandra Lesbowicz, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. Sandra Lesbowicz

    Sandra Lesbowicz New Member

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    Don't go looking for women in bars, discos, nightclubs or other trashy places. Only an idiot desparate for a quick fuck looks for a woman in a place like that. You know why you are there and the women know why you are there too. But they don't go there for the same reasons as men. If you want a good clean girl or anything long-term, look for women at libraries or preferably at church. Most guys think they can get a quick easy score in a nightclub or bar. Most of them leave empty-handed after being repeatedly ignored by the drinking and smoking women there. Do you really want a woman with tobacco and alcohol breath? Go to church. You don't even have to walk over to any of the females. They will most often come over and talk to you. The girls there are easily approachable and much kinder than the trashy sluts who fill the nightclubs on Friday nights. The family home evening on Mondays at Mormon churches is the best place to find a nice girl.

    A church is secretly a dating club in disguise. You will have much better luck there than anywhere else.
     
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    Ah, ah, ah...Mormon churches...weird, your name does sound jewish...
     
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    You seem to know an awful lot, about where trashy,sleazy women
    hang out.Were these your venue of choice?
    You really have a lot of warped ideas about sex,hmm?
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    Me thinks he might be a teenager cigarbabe.
     
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    I'll buy a cassock
     
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    Canadian women love to travel to Jamaica and be banged by black gigolos in their hotel rooms. I have tried it too. Most Canadian women who travel a lot are unshaved down there, especially while on holiday.
     
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    why cant i try to fuck women everywhere?
     
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    Blasphemy!
     
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    have you been to a bar lately? cause the girls are just beggin for it...
     
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    Yep. That explains why I used to have lots of sex in the back of a church. In my teen years, I met up with a fuck-buddy 3 or 4 times per week and sneak off to the changing room in the back of a church to bang her for over an hour. Nobody ever visits a church during the weekdays, so it was a perfect place to for a tryst.


    Seriously though, almost every woman I met up with who was a regular church-goer was too uptight about sex. They either felt too guilty about sex, or too squeamish to try anything except very bland mechanical sex. For them, the whole attitude was "sex is dirty, save it for that one special person, and then only do it as a chore". No thanks.
     
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    I think of myself as both a trashy slut and a nice girl. You can find me on a college campus.
     
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    Thanks for sharing!
     
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    The nuns might have something to say about that if you're catholic.
     
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    They won't put up with unclean habits.
     
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    Or novices.
     
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    Or, when push comes to shove, a hesychast.
     
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    I had intended to take advice from Sandra, but then I reconsidered electroshock.
     
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    Sadly, I don't think I'll meet anyone for me at church.

    Haven't run into any devout christian homosexuals lately.

    So I think I'll stick to the clubs. Trashy as they may be.

    Rob <3
     
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