I had always heard good things about it and that it was the best lube. I could never find it it in stores so I recently decided to buy some online. It is really good, I have tried coconut oil also which lasts a long time also but Albolene seems to be a bit thicker and last longer.
Albolene - Best lube for jacking off?
- Thread starter klondike123
- Start date
HorseHung40's
Worshipped Member
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2008
- Posts
- 3,128
- Media
- 0
- Likes
- 23,148
- Points
- 518
- Location
- Holland (Michigan, United States)
- Sexuality
- 60% Gay, 40% Straight
- Gender
- Male
I use skin cream. That way I moisturize, while I masturbate.
curiousfireman
Legendary Member
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2011
- Posts
- 293
- Media
- 31
- Likes
- 1,606
- Points
- 673
- Location
- Tallapoosa (Georgia, United States)
- Sexuality
- No Response
- Gender
- Male
ALBOLENE it is by far the best.. I have tried boy butter,elbow grease and others but none compare.
I've read about it before here on this site, and I picked up a tub of it when I saw some while out Christmas shopping. It's been 2 months and I'm not half way through it, but I almost always use this now for edging, it's fucking good! I slather it all over the cock and balls, and it stays slick for a long time without getting sticky. It's odorless, and most importantly, it mixes with my precum nicely, getting more slick as I precum more and more.
However, every time I cum a little bit during a long session, it gets frothy and creamy so I have to add more to get it slick again, unlike coconut oil and silicone. But unlike those two, it's easy to wipe it all off when I'm done and it leaves my junk nice and soft. With coconut oil and silicone, I have to scrub that shit off in the shower.
My only other complaint is that it's noisy compared to other lubes- if I didn't live alone, I'm sure someone could hear me jerking it in another room from all the noise it makes with each stroke. Especially after I reapply it after each time I cum a little bit, I'm sure it sounds like I'm desperately trying to win an oil wrestling match against my big dick.
11/10 will jerk again.
However, every time I cum a little bit during a long session, it gets frothy and creamy so I have to add more to get it slick again, unlike coconut oil and silicone. But unlike those two, it's easy to wipe it all off when I'm done and it leaves my junk nice and soft. With coconut oil and silicone, I have to scrub that shit off in the shower.
My only other complaint is that it's noisy compared to other lubes- if I didn't live alone, I'm sure someone could hear me jerking it in another room from all the noise it makes with each stroke. Especially after I reapply it after each time I cum a little bit, I'm sure it sounds like I'm desperately trying to win an oil wrestling match against my big dick.
11/10 will jerk again.
I love it. Easy to wipe my cum off and let the stuff take care my penis.
Just bought my first jar. I’M NEVER SWITCHING BACK. Picked it up a Walgreens for $12.99 - which is expensive to the cheap baby oil I’ve been using. Love the fact it doesn’t run down and make a mess everywhere (unless I’m not using enought). 
I used it for a while, but didn't care for the greasy Vaseline feel, especially the residue. (FWIW, not as bad as plain Vaseline.)
I found a cocoa butter product, by Queen Helene, a face and body cream, that I like better. Both are at my local WallyWorld.
YMMV, and invariably will...
Like other posters, I love Albolene. I discovered it several years ago and instantly appreciated its properties: odorless, tasteless, easy mixability with precum, skin softening, easy clean-up, and variable glide depending on the amount applied. One jar lasts months, and I save the empties to store toiletries, medications, and cock rings!
It is the BEST! For jacking off, I usually coat my balls with some Albolene so I can yank them with my right hand and beat my meat with my left hand....pure pleasure!Just bought my first jar. I’M NEVER SWITCHING BACK. Picked it up a Walgreens for $12.99 - which is expensive to the cheap baby oil I’ve been using. Love the fact it doesn’t run down and make a mess everywhere (unless I’m not using enought).
Damn, not Albolene being noisy. I got housemates, lol, and I ordered one. Should be arriving this weekend. Gonna have to do slow strokes
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2012
- Posts
- 2,938
- Media
- 749
- Likes
- 19,431
- Points
- 543
- Location
- US Midwest
- Verification
- View
- Sexuality
- 90% Straight, 10% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Using albolene as a jerk off lube is like using angels tears. It’s heavenly.
- Joined
- Aug 31, 2012
- Posts
- 2,938
- Media
- 749
- Likes
- 19,431
- Points
- 543
- Location
- US Midwest
- Verification
- View
- Sexuality
- 90% Straight, 10% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Well. Compared to how loud I get the way I use water based lube, this is quieter. But it’s still not as quiet as dry stroking. Haha
So it is definitely noisy now that i have tried it out. I'm self conscious about going fast with it because it gets little sloppy sounds one each stroke.
I haven't used it in forever, and I think there is a tub of it under the bathroom sink. I don't usually use lube for jacking off, but it's a nice option once in a while. I hate silicone lube, no matter what it's used for. No matter how many times I washed,, my dick felt slimy for days.
You can also keep it in the open if you want. Like only people gonna suspect it are guys who use it for the same reason
