Answering the door in the nude

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  1. scotjocks

    scotjocks New Member

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    Does anyone get off answering the door in the nude or anyone been greeted at the door by someone showing for all to see?
     
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    i have answered the door nude both hard and soft and stuffed into tight white see thru underwear for cable guy, ups , fedex, pizza guy, and a contractors assistant. everytime was a thrill
     
  3. WhiteZombie

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    I used to do cable work. Never had any guys come to the door naked, but had plenty of girls do so. Most just tried to seduce me. Either for free cable or dick while their husband was away. It was kinda lame, really.
     
  4. Principessa

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    No, I'm way too shy for that.:redface:
     
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    Same :redface:
     
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    I have answered the door hard in a really tight pair of spandex type shorts. The look of them noticing was a turn on.
     
  7. sweatyblackballs

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    I used to do this in uni ... while fucking my girlfriend ... I would go answer to the Pizza Delivery guy ... their eyes would go WIDE when they saw me ... my dick is hard to HIDE - soft or hard
     
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    I've answered the door in my underpants and with a beer can in my hand to greet the Jehovah's Witness' folks who pop up from time to time in this rurual area. Otherwise, if it's June, I watch them through the window swat hundred of deer flies....
     
  9. B_ajaxgayguy7

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    One time when the guy for my alarm system came to install it, i wore real short boxers and i was sort of hanging out on the left, so when he layed on the floor on his back to install the control panel in the cup board, i basically stood over and reach for a glass so i could get a glass of water. When i saw him checking out my cock that was hanging out of my shorts i reached down and grabbed hold of his basket and asked him if he liked what he saw. He got hard so i undone his pants, took him out sucked him off while he layed on the floor.
     
  10. sweatyblackballs

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    Yeah right! What porno were you watching while you typed that ... lol ... sounds like Basic Plumbing 2
     
  11. B_ajaxgayguy7

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    Wasnt a porn dude, just cause you cant deal with your true sexuality and hide behind the STR8 label. Some of us are not scared to try things.
     
  12. sweatyblackballs

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    How naive. I fuck guys. I fuck girls. I love it both ways. That is my truth. There was no need for you to insult me personally mate. Like I said, your story seems fantastical ... it was intended as a joke ... don't be so juvenile and opt for personal insults they only make you seem small-minded and bigoted and intellectually-challenged
     
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    Mental note: Get part-time delivery job. :wink:


    Why was it lame? So, none of them succeeded with you? :sad:

    I swear one of my cable guys tried to seduce ME (OK, in hindsight). He had a wedding band on, and mentioned his wife, but did it while touching my shirt arm, and petting my chest, telling me how much he REALLY liked my shirt. Of course, I thought that he JUST liked my shirt, and was really into clothes, but when I recounted the story to a friend, I was told, "Are you serious? He told you how it made your eyes look so blue? He was TOTALLY hitting on you." :confused: I'm VERY dense, when it comes to subtle signals, apparently.
     
  14. Mr. Snakey

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    It happens sometimes:redface:
     
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    You know what black men are good for?
     
  16. Mr. Snakey

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    Once and a while a U.PS. Driver gets a free show. Hey what the fuck....:tongue:
     
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    What do you mean ...?
     
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    I used to drive pizza part time for a second job. Once in a while I'd see a girl in just a long shirt or a low cut shirt with her boobs half hanging out, but I never got to see anything naked or fuck anything.

    I also used to work for a lawn care company and knocked on quite a few doors, but no sex or tits there either, unfortunately.

    I feel like I missed out.
     
  19. DC_DEEP

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    Yes, I have answered the door in the nude, but only ever to get rid of the door-to-door jesus salesmen.

    No offense to some of our members here on LPSG whom I know belong to churches that have a strongly evangelistic dogma; but if they knock on my door to try to sell me their religion, I can certainly feel free to harass them, offer conversion-for-sex, talk dirty to them...

    Sometimes, I'll even answer the door very normally, invite them in to "share" with me, then start stripping as soon as the door is closed.
     
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    Good 4 you!
     
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