Armie hammer!

Oh I get it. Since he lives in Cayman he probably wears Bermuda shorts all the time. He got the garter tattooed at the tanline, giving the illusion he’s wearing a stalking.
 
Oh no! The Homonym Police are here to arrest me!
No. However, it could be progress to learn the meaning of each word rather than just knowing that they sound the same. It is not just semantics. You should be fine if wearing a stocking, but don't go stalking around... The latter could get you into all sorts of trouble, and blaming it on the homophone would not help your case in the slightest.
 
No. However, it could be progress to learn the meaning of each word rather than just knowing that they sound the same. It is not just semantics. You should be fine if wearing a stocking, but don't go stalking around... The latter could get you into all sorts of trouble, and blaming it on the homophone would not help your case in the slightest.

You should be fine if you’re wearing a stocking
 
No. However, it could be progress to learn the meaning of each word rather than just knowing that they sound the same. It is not just semantics. You should be fine if wearing a stocking, but don't go stalking around... The latter could get you into all sorts of trouble, and blaming it on the homophone would not help your case in the slightest.
I think they might be under 30 and not native English speakers.