Ask a cow anything

[B_dumbcow]

In the Hindu religion, there's a tradition of treating the cow as sacred ... this must be quite the self-esteem builder for your kind, no?

:biggrin1: It is great fun! We just get loads of attention for lazing about all day - what a life! :smile:

 

[Not_Punny]

:biggrin1: It is great fun! We just get loads of attention for lazing about all day - what a life! :smile:

Which do you prefer: football jerseys or the breed of cow (Jerseys)?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Which do you prefer: football jerseys or the breed of cow (Jerseys)?

Nothing beats a good old Jersy cow in a football jersy :smile:

But of course I prefer the cow...

Football seems pointless to us cows

Why would any animal waste their time kicking a circle around?
It is beyond me!

 

[Not_Punny]

Well, then, that explains all those "patties" in the pasture -- flattened footballs!! :tongue:

Have you ever had a pedicure?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Well, then, that explains all those "patties" in the pasture -- flattened footballs!! :tongue:

Have you ever had a pedicure?

:biggrin1: yes... footballs... :redface:

Unfortunately, I have hooves instead of human feet, so I cannot have pedicures. I have had a hoof massage though! It was udderly fantastic :wink:

 

[maestro071]

If all trees of the world would be one tree, how big that tree would be ?

 

[xLx]

need more cowbell?

(YouTube - Guess what...)

 

[B_dumbcow]

If all trees of the world would be one tree, how big that tree would be ?

Big enough to cover me from the rain! (hopefully)

need more cowbell?

(YouTube - Guess what...)

I played the cowbell in the orchestra back when I was a little cow! I was the best cowbell player in the world! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

What do cows think of people at this site, obsessed with human penis size?

 

[StormyB]

Stupid cow, what do you think about Chic-Fil-A's adds encourageing people to eat more chicken? Isn't that a bit selfish of you guys? And have you made your reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup on youtube?

 

[Fat Tanuki]

Is pimping easy?

 

[B_dumbcow]

What do cows think of people at this site, obsessed with human penis size?

I think it is ridiculous! I mean honestly, being obsessed with a human organ...
Next thing you know there will be a big liver support site...

Stupid cow, what do you think about Chic-Fil-A's adds encourageing people to eat more chicken? Isn't that a bit selfish of you guys? And have you made your reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup on youtube?

I think it serves those chickens right! They always stare at us cows...
No! I will never make my 2 girls 1 cup reaction video - I can't bear to watch it!

Is pimping easy?

It is very easy - I am the biggest cow pimp in the world at the moment :smile:

 

[tim36]

Cow, do you think cow's milk is better or goat's milk?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Are you going to do a book signing in the states?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Cow, do you think cow's milk is better or goat's milk?

Cow's milk is the breast milk! We are the only animal who can do chocolate milk and strawberry milk at the same time. :smile:

Are you going to do a book signing in the states?

Yes! I will be signing my autobiography. You should come! I am stamping my hoof in the front cover...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Dumbcow, the tabloids have suggested that you are going to a shrink 'cause you think that WENDY'S late owner, Dave Thomas was haunting you- any comment?

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Are there any lesbian cows?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Dumbcow, the tabloids have suggested that you are going to a shrink 'cause you think that WENDY'S late owner, Dave Thomas was haunting you- any comment?

Where did you hear that? He was in my field - honest! He looked and smelt just like a cow but it was him! I know it...

Now everyone will think I'm crazy...

No comment.

Are there any lesbian cows?

Yep. There are lesbians, gays, straights, bis, and the cows that have a sexual attraction to goats or humans :smile:

 

[Not_Punny]

Does a cow with an upset tummy feel worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Will you ever come home and give Chocolate milk ?