Ask a German anything

[Snakebyte]

Just some info:
We don't wear lederhosen and don't eat kraut all the time. :biggrin1:

 

[B_Hamadim]

I met 2 German boys (20 and 22), they were cool and hot, unfortunately I didn't have the chance to ask them about their penis size.

So, What is your penis size? Are Germans generally big?

 

[nakedtarzan]

Where did Marilyn's Boys Go ??
All the members were gay .. the legendary boy band.

Marilyn's Boys : The Gay Boy Band
1gaymovie:Marylin's Boys : The Gay Boy Band

Cheers

 

[Calboner]

Next, you'll be asking us to believe that you don't all wear helmets with spikes on top.

Oh, wait: you wanted questions. Um . . . what do you wear on your head if not a spiked helmet?

 

[molotovmuffin]

Next, you'll be asking us to believe that you don't all wear helmets with spikes on top.

Oh, wait: you wanted questions. Um . . . what do you wear on your head if not a spiked helmet?

*ah hm.... you should be more specific in which "head" your referring to here, no?


Do all Germans have deep voices and sexy accents like the ones in my head do?

 

[Northland]

Anything

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

this is a load of old picklehauber!

 

[Catchoftheday]

Hello Mr German, have you met Basil ?

YouTube - Fawlty Towers Germans

:biggrin1:

 

[Snakebyte]

I met 2 German boys (20 and 22), they were cool and hot, unfortunately I didn't have the chance to ask them about their penis size.

So, What is your penis size? Are Germans generally big?

You might know our most famous pornstar White Poney. That's the average penis size in Germany. (I guess in average german men are average)

Where did Marilyn's Boys Go ??
All the members were gay .. the legendary boy band.

Marilyn's Boys : The Gay Boy Band
1gaymovie:Marylin's Boys : The Gay Boy Band

Cheers

You still have locked them up in your basement. Did you forget about that?
(They just vanished like everbody who is casted in a german show I guess.)

Next, you'll be asking us to believe that you don't all wear helmets with spikes on top.

Oh, wait: you wanted questions. Um . . . what do you wear on your head if not a spiked helmet?

Damn, you just revealed the reason why there are no headshots in my gallery. I DO wear a spiked helmet all day long.

Do all Germans have deep voices and sexy accents like the ones in my head do?

Nah, there are also guys with pretty feminine voices (not me :tongue. About the accents I can't tell. All I can say that the GI's in Rammstein didn't believe I was no born American. So I guess no accent for me. In case they didn't make fun of me. ^^

Anything

I also like you smarty :biggrin1:

Hello Mr German, have you met Basil ?

Not yet. But I have to say I'm amused. But I wouldn't speak German outside of Germany anyway.

 

[molotovmuffin]

When are you going to visit me?

 

[D_alex8]

I wouldn't speak German outside of Germany anyway.

Do you know any other fun ways of annoying Austrians?

 

[Snakebyte]

When are you going to visit me?

As soon as possible of course!

Do you know any other fun ways of annoying Austrians?

I said I don't speak German outside of Germany. So where's the problem? :biggrin1:

 

[nakedtarzan]

My question:
Where did Marilyn's Boys Go ??
All the members were gay .. the legendary boy band.

Marilyn's Boys : The Gay Boy Band
1gaymovie:Marylin's Boys : The Gay Boy Band

Cheers

Your answer is :
You still have locked them up in your basement. Did you forget about that?
(They just vanished like everbody who is casted in a german show I guess.)

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Vielen Dank, ich hoffe, Sie finden LPSG Freund !

 

[rob_just_rob]

Are you guys heading into France again anytime soon?

 

[mitchymo]

Is the Frankfurter named after the city?

 

[highgrounds]

I (L) Germany .. thought abt sharing that lol

 

[molotovmuffin]

As soon as possible of course!

HURRY UP! lol

 

[Snakebyte]

Are you guys heading into France again anytime soon?

Hope not. Though the landscape is beautiful. So maybe we will? Time will tell. I'll give a statement prior to the invasion. I swear.

Is the Frankfurter named after the city?

Yes. It has its origin in "Frankfurt am Main" in the 13th century.

I (L) Germany .. thought abt sharing that lol

Can't be the weather

HURRY UP! lol

Despite this being no question I'll give you an answer: Yes.

 

[B_Nick8]

Are your hills really alive with the sound of music?

 

[rob_just_rob]

Are your hills really alive with the sound of music?

Isn't that Austria?

I had the same problem with Falco.