It could be worse, you could be forced to watch Micheal Moore while your Dad wanked you ;-)
Hello, my name is Mark, i'm 18 years old and recently I accepted the lord Jesus Christ into my life.
I am truly ashamed to admit this but once i was an atheist and homosexual, I lived a sinfull life and i worshipped horrible people instead of the Lord. I was brainwashed with liberal agenda by my two dads who fondled my private parts while forcing me to watch Micheal Moore documentaries.
But someone then sent me here and my entire life changed, the true wisdom and rationality of this forum has showed me the way, i am now a proud Landover Baptist and a devout follower of Jesus and his truth, and now i feel like i am worthy of joining this forum of enlightment.
God bless you.