when i was in college, a group of friends had rented out half of a local pool for some girl's birthday. (the other half was a kiddie pool). we were all swimming and diving and just having fun. because i hate to show how big i am soft (issues growing up), i had my self nicely tucked away in a speedo under my board shorts. well running around it worked itself from pointing down to pointing 'out' across my thigh--which i hadnt even really noticed. getting out of the pool one time i heard this 'hey you!' come from over where the kids were splashing around. i didnt realize this lady was yelling at me. so, again she yelled 'HEY!' so i looked over (as was everyone by this time as she had yelled at the top of her lungs) and she proceeded by saying something like 'you are being completely indecent showing yourself off like that. you've been running around here the whole time unable to control your hormones. its indecent and rude to be so blatantly aroused in front of all these kids!' EVERYONE in the place was watching her, then turned to me, and EVERYONE looked at how (because of getting out of the pool) my cock was running across my thigh and VERY obvious because of the suction from the water. i basically stammered back 'i'm not' and turned and kept walking with my friend. she yelled a bit more and by then i wanted to die. everyone who hadn't looked at my crotch before was staring at it the whole party. i ended up spending the rest of the party in the pool because i was too embarassed to get out. some of my friends came over and asked if i really wasn't hard, etc. so the rest of the party i also spent 'defending' my size.
i dont know if its just me, but i seem to be drawn to people who make my size a very obvious topic of ridicule.
