being hung makes you walk funny?

[B_Marius567]

does being hung makes you walk funny? people telll me that I walk with my legs wider apart and when I sit down I keep my legs wide open and woman look at me like my fly is down.

 

[Pecker]

Yup.

What we guys need is a world-famous designer to come up with a permanent line of clothing for the hung man.

You'll know we've arrived in haute couteur when Kmart, Target & Wal-Mart's Mens Departments have MEN, BIG MEN and HUNG MEN sections.

 

[KinkGuy]

Jock straps and cups first !!!!!!!!

 

[14x8thck]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Jul 14 2004, 03:31 AM
Jock straps and cups first !!!!!!!!

I agree 100% but.......The reason is not the meat it is the BALLS that get in the way! Do you not agree KINK? B)

 

[Duo187]

yes... oh god yes.. we need the cups... I was kicked outa sports in high school for complaining about the cup...

Calvin Kline's Hung men line

Also, I have been told i walk funny, a chica i went to the beach with on a science club trip mentioned to a friend "Garrett sure does walk like he's got alot of weight on his shoulders" my friends reply was "It's not on his shoulders.. try between his legs"

 

[Donk]

Yes! This is a topic I don't recall seeing being raised on this board before, and it's one of those threads that makes me say "It's not just me!"

I have often been told I walk funny, and, when I am conscious of it, I realize I do tend to walk with a wide stance. When I was a little kid, other kids sometimes asked me if I was bow-legged. At the time, I was not aware that I had something bigger than average between my legs and I was really puzzled by that question because I was also not aware that my walk was at all unusual.

On a related note, I have known some girls who also walk funny, but in their case only for a few hours in the morning. ;-)

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

I'm so lucky I don't have that problem unless my underwear hikes up!

I think a Japanese panty-fetish comes to mind, "yoink".

 

[txquis]

Ah, to be able to walk without my
balls bouncing around...or stuck
to my legs when i have been sitting too long.

I see guys who cross their legs
and i think, i always sit with my legs spread out
because i need to breathe.
LOL.

 

[Max]

Originally posted by txquis@Jul 14 2004, 05:04 PM
Ah, to be able to walk without my
balls bouncing around...or stuck
to my legs when i have been sitting too long.

I see guys who cross their legs
and i think, i always sit with my legs spread out
because i need to breathe.
LOL.

I agree; I never fold my legs over each other either and it gives me a twinge to see men who do.

I know that I have always had a funny walk, but lots of people do when you think about it and make a point of watching them. In my case it has a lot to do with almost always being in a hurry. I have never attributed it to being well endowed.

But if for any reason I am out without a jockstrap keeping everything supported and under control, then on a bad day (and it would be a very bad day) -- I easily qualify for high office in the Monty Python "Ministry of Funny Walks".

 

[B_JohnTheHorse]

Well when I get a hard on my dong kind of sways of flops up and down, and considering it's size it does make me walk less rapidly and more deliberately. Also, if I get wood in my pants or something like that I definately walk 'funny'.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by 14x8thck+Jul 13 2004, 11:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (14x8thck &#064; Jul 13 2004, 11:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KinkGuy@Jul 14 2004, 03:31 AM
Jock straps and cups first &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I agree 100% but.......The reason is not the meat it is the BALLS that get in the way&#33; Do you not agree KINK? B) [/b][/quote]
When the cup just sorta&#39; sits on top of your junk cuz the stuff won&#39;t fit inside and you get racked....it&#39;s worse than no cup at all. Playing sports in high school and college was a real challenge because the school districts had rules that ALL BOYS had to wear a protective cup and this was before they became the larger, deeper size they are today. Back in the olden&#39; days they were this really horrible flat piece of plastic that just laid there on top of my equipment. Ouch&#33;

And I haven&#39;t crossed my legs since about 1975

 

[Simon9]

Yes to it all&#33;

I hated jockstraps when in high school. They never fit right but I just assumed everyone had the same problems&#33; Same with condoms being uncomfortably tight&#33; I just assumed they were uncomfortable on all the other guys&#33;

And yeah, people have commented on my walk. Like Max, I have no idea if it&#39;s from being hung. Perhaps if Max or Donk were to agree to a penisectomy we&#39;d know for sure. I will pass.

And I dunno how so many guys can just casually cross one knee over the other&#33; I can do it naked by scooping up my boys and plopping them on my crotch. But that solution doesn&#39;t work in pants.

 

[Simon9]

Yes to it all&#33;

I hated jockstraps when in high school. They never fit right but I just assumed everyone had the same problems&#33; Same with condoms being uncomfortably tight&#33; I just assumed they were uncomfortable on all the other guys&#33;

And yeah, people have commented on my walk. Like Max, I have no idea if it&#39;s from being hung. Perhaps if Max or Donk were to agree to a penisectomy we&#39;d know for sure. I will pass.

And I dunno how so many guys can just casually cross one knee over the other&#33; I can do it naked by scooping up my boys and plopping them on my crotch. But that solution doesn&#39;t work in pants.

 

[13788]

BRMSTN69: I just wear western boots, that way people just think I&#39;m walking funny because my feet are killing me

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Mine giggles around when I walk.If it is hard,it wiggles around like a big whobbly hot hard hot dog.Sitting down bunches it up around my crotch..in my pants.Naked I squish my balls and peter.

 

[Donk]

Originally posted by Simon9@Jul 15 2004, 10:00 PM
Perhaps if Max or Donk were to agree to a penisectomy we&#39;d know for sure.

If that&#39;s what I think it is, I&#39;ll pass too. My scientific curiosity has its limits.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, right off the bat, I can tell you we did a similar topic like this some time ago. Jockstraps in Phys Ed were always cumbersome and to say the very least--not the most pleasant experience if you&#39;re hung, on account of, for me the wrong shift of legs when I wore the damn things, and I got a good interpretation of what it felt like to fall onto a tree branch.

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@Jul 15 2004, 08:49 PM
what it felt like to fall onto a tree branch.

Or that really wonderful "bar" on a men&#39;s bicycle. Who designed those damn things???? Obviously didn&#39;t have a set of nads&#33; I still remember that pain from growing up.

 

[B_Carolina]

Come to think of it, everytime I walk, people laugh at me. I guess I do walk funny.

/thinks everyone should see the classic Python bit at least once in life.

 

[13788]

maverackstud8: Thats what my girl Jane says about me.