Ben Affleck

[Archer1534]

Now, on to the important discussion:
Will Ben be in leather and wearing a codpiece?
Personally, I think he'll make a great Bruce Wayne. Screw Bats.
You want a man in a tux with an air of mystery.
Michael Keaton was great. Recall Batman Returns when he's dancing with Michelle Pfeiffer. Yup, he nailed it.
Bruce is about power; Batman is just another crybaby with daddy issues.

Of the gripes to be raised at Henry Cavill's Superman, he's almost too pretty to be Clark Kent. Tom Welling was way, way too pretty to be Clark.

Any comic book lovers agree?

 

[braziliansunlover]

he's the man. He will be an awesome Bruce Wayne. Period.

 

[bignor]

Affleck has a tiny weiner per Agent Scully.....She banged him once and confided it to her gay yoga instructor.

 

[DannonCannon]

Affleck has a tiny weiner per Agent Scully.....She banged him once and confided it to her gay yoga instructor.

I'm sure it must have SOME nice aspects. Like maybe it has a big mushroom head ... or spurts huge loads of jizz upon command! Given the sheer numbers of his offspring, this certainly might be true. I think his wife said he has "wonder sperm" about a year ago.

 

[TexasTail4U2Use]

If he wears this no one will care how bad of a Batman he will be!:biggrin1:

 

[megaman82]

Affleck has a tiny weiner per Agent Scully.....She banged him once and confided it to her gay yoga instructor.

I might believe Gillian Anderson over Chuck Lorre but this got me thinking…

Ben Affleck's Penis Size Huge Joke at Producers' Guild Awards - Us Weekly

 

[Jjz1109]

I might believe Gillian Anderson over Chuck Lorre but this got me thinking…

Ben Affleck's Penis Size Huge Joke at Producers' Guild Awards - Us Weekly

Honestly, do you think anyone would say to the contrary? Hollywood is so incestual, and they only build each other up. You never know what producer, director, actor you may need next time.

 

[Jjz1109]

If he wears this no one will care how bad of a Batman he will be!:biggrin1:

If Ben looked like in his costume, the crime rate would be non-existant!!!

 

[fratpack]

If he wears this no one will care how bad of a Batman he will be!:biggrin1:

Holy codpiece, Batman!

 

[CUBE]

I think he will be the best Batman to date. I can't understand why people think he wont. He is handsome as hell. They just need to let Batman and Robin be the fuck buddies they have always wanted to be.

 

[Tripod403]

Honestly, do you think anyone would say to the contrary? Hollywood is so incestual, and they only build each other up. You never know what producer, director, actor you may need next time.

So does anyone know for sure if he's hung or not? I've always had a man crush on Ben Affleck...he was so sexy as a young man.

 

[BDS]

I personally don't think he is.... He would have showed up lots on this site if he was.

He is a doll. Love him.

 

[megaman82]

Honestly, do you think anyone would say to the contrary? Hollywood is so incestual, and they only build each other up. You never know what producer, director, actor you may need next time.

No, I don't. Which is why I said Gillian was probably a better source.

 

[baptistel]

Chuck Lorre clarified the situation in his "vanity card" on last night's episode of Mom. He said, and I quote, "the joke I made at the Producers Guild Awards regarding Ben Affleck's genitals being of sufficient size to fill the caped cusader's codpiece was just that, a joke. [...] You want to know if Affleck is man enough to be Bruce Wayne? Ask his wife. Or, if you're feeling man enough, rent "Daredevill." On Blu-ray."

Here's the full vanity card:

"Not that it really matters, but the joke I made at the Producers Guild Awards regarding Ben Affleck's genitals being of sufficient size to fill the caped cusader's codpiece was just that, a joke. I've never met Mr. Affleck in or out of a men's room. Nor am I in habit of peeking at another guy's junk while standing at a urinal. (I mostly stare at the tiles and worry that the invisible auto-flush light beam is secretly cooking my internal organs.) I just wanted to open my speech with a cheap laugh about the Golden Globes. To be completely honest, the original version of the joke had me peeing next to and peeking at Martin Scorsese -- who was, at best, a grower not a show-er. I cut it, wisely I thought, because it felt unfair to "belittle" a giant of cinema, even if I had issues with "Hugo." I then considered telling the same joke with Harvey Weinstein as the celebrity at the neighboring stall, but cut that as well because I worried that he might be able to have me hurt. It was only when I thought of Mr. Affleck that it finally hit me. If I'm going to make stuff about another man's penis, why not go positive? Embellish his endowment if you will. It's still funny. And it also allowed me to work in the Comic-Con Batman angle. Win-win right? Wrong. While the joke did score at the PGA even, it got way too much traction afterward. Which is why I now feel the need to set the record straight. You want to know if Affleck is man enough to be Bruce Wayne? Ask his wife. Or, if you're feeling man enough, rent "Daredevill." On Blu-ray."

But seriously. Ben Affleck is small. You can smell it miles away (or small it, am I right? ...no? Anyone?).

 

[mikeyinbrooklyn]

I have no idea if he's gay, but I've been head over heels since Chasing Amy. His line about "deep dicking" made me think in my dreams that he was huge. But he has such manly good looks, I would make do with whatever equipment he's got.

 

[aarancam]

He's gorgeous but I can't help feeling he would have bad breath. He also looks like he farts a lot.

 

[mikeyinbrooklyn]

He's gorgeous but I can't help feeling he would have bad breath. He also looks like he farts a lot.

If you have some insight as to how breath and flatulence can be ascertained by appearance, please let me know. Granted, if someone appeared to have poor oral hygiene I guess you could reasonably surmise that they might also have bad breath. But gas?

 

[mikeyinbrooklyn]

I have no idea if he's gay,

I actually meant to type "hung" instead of "gay."

 

[Cochranfan4life]

Affleck is terrible for Batman.

 

[328982]

He's gorgeous but I can't help feeling he would have bad breath. He also looks like he farts a lot.

I bet you've got a really shitty arse.