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can we see that big Italian sausageOne time I did sex with two women, once is a friend of mine and the other one none.
When they saw my cock, my friend said to the other woman: "I told you he has a big cock..."
But in Italian sounds better: "Te l'ho detto che questo ha la minchia grossa..."
How big are you ? Length and girth pleaseBack in the late 70's, I had no idea that I was in the 10% club. I get rather small when fully flaccid and with shower shrinkage it can get as small as not much more than 1". I got teased in the showers at high school gym class for having a "tiny dick". It wasn't til after the break up with the mother of my kids, that I had any clue I had anything special. The first time I heard about it was indirectly. She left me for someone with money. She did all she could to make me look bad (which I wasn't). A girlfriend of hers realized that her stories didn't add up and started telling me what went on behind my back. She said that she had asked my wife why she was still fucking me when she was leaving me. Her reply was I'm not missing out on that big cock of his til I have to.
Many after that used adjectives like magnificent and amazing. Some said it was the biggest they ever had. I didn't think much of it at the time, as it was a common line used by women to stroke a guy's ego. But by then, the internet had become graphical and you could get answers to just about anything at a place called Alta Vista (Google didn't exist yet). I learned much to my surprise that I was indeed a bigger boy.
The hottest reaction was more of a physical reaction. I had met her online and we ended up getting more than friendly through chatting. Her only lover had been her ex husband, who was hung like a bic lighter and didn't give oral. Our first time, when I took my underwear off, I was already ripping hard. The look on her face was priceless. Her eyes were popping out, a look of disbelief and a very hungry look appeared. She started going for it, but I had her lie down and experience oral orgasms first. She then gave me one of my most memorable blow jobs. After she finished me, she pulled me on her. Looked me in the eyes and said FUCK ME NOW ! So I did. Though this was 20 years years ago, it's still my hottest reaction. I'm not so surprised in the years following, as I had realized what I had. Though I really liked it when a more recent lover told me "you really have a magnificent cock".
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So one day I asked my flat mates girlfriend to hook me up with one of her friends. She introduces me to the most desperate girl ever, I really wasn't attracted to her but I made nice while we were all out getting drinks and then called it a night. Turns out she fell for me pretty hard and then wouldn't leave me alone afterwards. I don't deal very well with rejecting people and I don't like being mean and she was basically trying to force me in to a relationship with her.
I managed to keep her at arms length for a while but one night we were partying and the flat mates gf had invited her without me knowing. The sheer amount of alcohol had got the best of me and we ended up in bed together. I slide inside her and she started moaning a lot, but it wasn't until I got her legs on my shoulder and pushed deep inside she was like "omg omg omg.... wait, wait wait wait...", I pushed a little deeper and felt that 'pop', she stops me again "oh my fucking god, I've never felt that before, what was that", I asked if it felt nice and she said it was amazing, and then proceeded to pound that spot as hard as I could for a while, she went absolutely nuts to say the least, writhing around in pleasure.
By the time I got her in to doggy she was just screaming and saying in a whimpering voice, "you're fucking huge", "you're so deep", "I've never felt this before" and so on.
I actually had to cover her mouth at various points because she was getting so loud that I knew the people staying over would be hearing this and it was making me pretty self conscious.
Needless to say, that night really didn't do me any favours with regard of getting rid of the girl, after that she kept turning up in my city randomly and trying to insert herself in to my life. In the end I had to have a word with the flat mates gf to get her to back down.
I ended up bumping in to her on a night out about a year after that and she was desperately trying to get me back to hers, she kept saying that she was over me now and she just wanted sex, but I just couldn't risk having to deal with that debacle again.
I went camping one time me my family and friends there were like 15 all together .. there was this guy named Ethan couple years younger than me there and he was so hot n sexy .. we went swimming at the pool and he was sitting in the corner of the pool I went over see what he was doing and one of his balls was hanging out he was like oh shit and tucks it in..
We got done Swimming in f got back to the tents and I went in the tent to dry off and change into some dry clothes and he came in and saw me naked I turned around said oops sorry he was like I should be the one sorry he should let me know he was coming in..
He then grabbed a dry towel dried his hair and chest and back slid off his shorts and says there now we seen each other’s dicks and smiles .. he was about to get married about a week after we went back I was his best man.. and I asked him if Christine was happy with that he smiled says it’s not huge but she seems to be. Happy with it .. he was like how big is yours when hard I said I don’t know never measured it .. he was like who ever is the biggest the loser has to suck the winners dick I was like dude you’re straight got a fiancé and you’re making bets about sucking a dick ..
He was like well there’s a few things I wanna do before I walk down that isle and sucking a dick is one of them if you beat me I’ll do it.. so I pulled my shorts off and he still standing there naked. And I stroked my dick a few times while looking at his and he was like wow and reaches out took it in his hand started stroking it says wow another guys dick feels weird but fun at same time .. his dick was now hard and. He wasn’t hung as he said I was near 8 inches he just made 6 inches .. so he lost and kept his word..
He sucks my dick and wasn’t bad considering it was his first time and I never rationed him I just let him do it as long as he wanted .. .. he stoped and says it’s wasn’t as bad as he thought it would be .. and stares at my dixk and says the only person he seen bigger than mine was a friend of ours named Derek I smiled and told him yeah he’s pretty big .. Ethan was like you saw it I was like saw it stoked it sucked it got fucked by it .. he was like wtf .. he tells me the night he saw dereks and all he felt this feeling like Derek wanted to do more I was like more than likely rim you hole and slide that dick of his inside you.. he was like wow ..
I said to him lay down in his bed and he was like why i said just do it and he did and his cock rock hard and precumming a lot and I ducked it up and went down on him few times and he was like fuck man that feels great and I sucked him for a few then asked him what else was he wanting to do .. he says I want to fuck a guy then he fuck me but if didn’t like it the guy would have to pull out .. .. I said fave position he was like doggy style was all he knew .. so I got his dick nice and wet got into my bag got some lube lubed him up and he ducked me doggy style a while and he felt so nice especially when I told him he could fuck harder if wanted to . Told him he wasn’t going to break it.. then got on my back legs up and he slid it in and he was damn that feels good
He slammed it in fast and apologized I was like don’t apologize do it again if want.. and he did it few times in a row I said you like doing that he was like yeah said Christine wouldn’t let him get that rough .. he says he was about to cum I said leave it in or pull it out it’s up to him.. he left it in says he always has to pullout with her ..
He busted a nut so hard inside me he said he thought life was coming out of his dick .. he had a mini orgasm and thought it was a heart attack
I fucked him slowly and it was ok as it felt good to him that way it was then I told him I never fuck much that I was the female of the relationship and he was like a damn good female . I pulled out and shot my load up his back and it shot in his hair we laughed and then took showers
We did it like 10 times from that day until his wedding .. he stayed with me the night before where he let loose more than ever fucked harder and all .. next day he got married and once every now and then he’s sneak over to my place to suck my dixk id suck his and then he fuck me
we lost touch for a while as he moved and the last I heard from his mom was his wife walked in on him fucking her brother and then she divorced him two years ago and now he is married to her brother.. I knew then the day he fucked me he wouldn’t be married long .. I brought out something that he was curious about doing and he loved it.. now he has two boys look just like him 12 and 14 years old and they call me uncle
Wtf .. the last time I heard from his mom is what I stated .. he was a friend of mine and your smart ass comment about me being the kids uncle is uncalled for .. take your smarts as sarcastic remarks somewhere elseThe last you heard from his mum was that his wife walked out on him, yet his two boys call you Uncle?? Okay then.