Better than muffins?

[nailz]

Move over muffins, I bring you:

penis waffles

omfg, now that I've seen these my life will never be complete until I own an electric peniswaffle maker

 

[nailz]

 

[TulipSniper]

Omg yassss

 

[kcrown1967]

Perfect for the next girls brunch.....too fun!!!

 

[chicagosam]

I'm speechless.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Genital shaped foods make me laugh. Penis shaped foods have the added novelty of being a penis you *can use your teeth on.

Get all aggressive about it... Grrrr, Chomp!

ETA: I really enjoy the look of the ones covered in icing. Looks like they just came all over themselves and let it drip down the shaft. Yummay!!

 

[BillM]

They look delicious, how many calories??

 

[sizehungry]

Classic ! Thanks Nailz . Love to walk into a crowded elevator , holding on of those , then consume it , whilst noting the looks on peoples faces .

 

[EllieP]

There's really only one application I can see for these. When we get in an argument and I don't get my way I can make these and just bite into them roughly and glare at him.

 

[286798]

This whole thread is hysterical! Lurrrve the iced ones.

Classic ! Thanks Nailz . Love to walk into a crowded elevator , holding on of those , then consume it , whilst noting the looks on peoples faces .

Some girlfriends & I made a penis cake for a bachelorette party once... complete with toasted coconut hair. I drew the short straw of being the one to hold it on my lap during delivery... in a very small car. Seeing the people's faces as they drove past was priceless!!!!

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I can't believe no one posted a pic of food-dicks in real vaginas yet

 

[rtg]

Haha that's awesome!

 

[latinabella]

Great

 

[Holly Doors]

I want one!

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I can't believe no one posted a pic of food-dicks in real vaginas yet

Yeast is bad.

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Yeast is bad.

I mean, dipped in live culture yogurt first, of course. Yeastacidal lubricant

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I mean, dipped in live culture yogurt first, of course. Yeastacidal lubricant

Still not happening.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

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That last one on the right can be labeled: don't hit the cervix too long.

 

[Nosuportneeded]

Still not happening.

Yeah, if the yeast don't get ya, the sugar will

 

[sweetlucky12]

They should make the chocolate ones about twice as big to make the lighter tones jealous!