Bopperbasting ?

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Hahahaaa... you actually read all the pages... what a waste of time... you'll never know.... haha thanks for the good laugh...

He might one day know. First of all, we have to find out if he meets the requirements. If he does, there are several very fine tutorial instructors on this board, I among them.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

It is not an addiction, exactly, but just an overwhelming sense that the occasional emergency room visit is worth it, well into you fifties at least...

And just why do we call you "Doc"?
Anyway, I'll be agreeing with you in another week or two.
But, if I know I should stop and can't ... well, Doc, doesn't that qualify as an addiction?
And, not to be obnoxious, but you have only a third dan ticket.
Rare though they are, it's mainly the fourth and fifth dan challengers that really run into the ball joint disorders and the spinal fluid problems.
Not to boast, but I've been fourth dan for seven years.
I will never be fifth dan because every fool has his day -- and I've had mine.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I'm not as convinced as I once was that bopperbasting is safe, done with the right technique. Because I worked long and hard on my technique, have pretty good lower back flexibility, and I've been finding nonetheless that my longitudinal arches are aching and my knees, or at least my right one, is getting wobbly (difficulty on stairs, especially when going down, etc.).

Ice, and streching will help your recovery hun.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Ice, and streching will help your recovery hun.

You've told me this before, Kink ... and of course you're right.
I'm doing the stretching.
The ice is more complicated and I should get a bit more discipline on that one.
But thanks, kiddo.
You're the best.

 

[Lordpendragon]

I have been trying rehab for a couple of weeks - you wouldn't like the treatment - best to take the odd dislocation I think.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You've told me this before, Kink ... and of course you're right.
I'm doing the stretching.
The ice is more complicated and I should get a bit more discipline on that one.
But thanks, kiddo.
You're the best.

I did? hehe I swear I remember...

 

[ruffboy]

i haven't been on in months, this freaking phenom known as bopperbasting has taken all my time.

i've lost my job, my wife, my life, everything i held dear. but ask me if i care? the sensations are insane!!!

 

[fortiesfun]

And just why do we call you "Doc"?
Anyway, I'll be agreeing with you in another week or two.
But, if I know I should stop and can't ... well, Doc, doesn't that qualify as an addiction?
And, not to be obnoxious, but you have only a third dan ticket.
Rare though they are, it's mainly the fourth and fifth dan challengers that really run into the ball joint disorders and the spinal fluid problems.
Not to boast, but I've been fourth dan for seven years.
I will never be fifth dan because every fool has his day -- and I've had mine.

Technically, if you can't stop it is an addiction, but if you won't stop (even knowing it has its price) then it is more likely a personality disorder.

(Plus it was a little obnoxious to pull rank. No offense.)

 

[dongalong]

Of course, like all trends and cool things it will take a few years before it comes to France!
Or maybe the "Commission de protection de la langue française" created some strange new word for it!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

It was a little obnoxious to pull rank. No offense.

Not only obnoxious, but a flagrant violation of 'basting's bushido spirit.
I'm sorry, Doc.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

i've lost my job, my wife, my life, everything i held dear. but ask me if i care? the sensations are insane!!!

Call me an apostate, sk_bum, but they're only sensations.
I'm going to have to have ligaments taken out of my right knee.
The Docs say I can expect bad arthritis there within ten years.
I have to ask: Has it been worth it?
And has a generation been lost ... for self-indulgence, for seven squiggly seconds here and there of pleasure, for the illusion that the quotidian and the ordinary can be banished from life forever?
Have we lost the reality principle altogether?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

LPD is the bopperbasting God!

 

[Lordpendragon]

You can't argue with three world titles.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Have we lost the reality principle altogether?

I bopperbaste, therefore I am.

The sublime, dear Rubi, is more real than the ordinary. After all, I am a Sub-Limey.

 

[Kassokilleri2ff]

all of you, suicide, now.

 

[sensualityincarnat]

oh for the love of god! Would someone just spit it out what the hell it is!

 

[animaldudedawg]

its sucking your own wanger. easy.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

its sucking your own wanger. easy.

One who can bopperbaste can usually do the indelicate act that you describe, animaldudedawg.
But that is not what bopperbasting is.

 

[snoozan]

Most of you have noticed that I have returned after some months from my sabbatical.

It was, of course, to recover from the copious amounts of bopperbasting I had done. It had caused what seemed like permanent inflammation of various body parts (including, oddly, my left ear) and I had to take some time off and go to an out of the way location to recuperate. Not having internet access was difficult, but the only way to break myself of the bopperbasting habit.

I am feeling much better and plan to bopperbaste in a more restrained fashion... as if that was possible. I plan to bopperbaste for the first time since my return shortly. I'll tell you all how it goes.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

The sublime, dear Rubi, is more real than the ordinary. After all, I am a Sub-Limey.

You are famous in bopperbasting circles for your biomechanical efficiency.
In all honesty, you cannot suggest that average practitioners will have your happy outcome, Lord P.
And in truth, you can't know if your L3, L4 and L5 vertebrae will find things so 'sublime' next week.
It's an old story, and because you have never yet been its protagonist, you say, 'Can't happen to Lord P.'
A three-word bouquet for you, Lord P.: 'famous' 'last' 'words.'