Bopperbasting ?

[ConanTheBarber]

Basting a bopper takes hours. Is it really worth it ?

Always a good question, but I always say: If you're aware of the passage of time, you're not basting right.

 

[Shackleford]

For those who keep asking, it's when you go out in the woods with a sack and call out, "Woo loo loo! Woo loo loo!" until one comes and you bag it.

Oh, wait. Nevermind. I was thinking about a snipe hunt.

 

[Novaboy]

No, Alex wasn't into it so much. It was Jeff and that Lord Pendragon guy, if memory serves.

Those were my salad days, to be sure, but they were also the days of the most soul-exploding, death-summoning orgasms I ever had. And now all that has somehow faded away. You don't hear anything about b-basting today. It's like that whole life of living on the edge, on the precipice between joy and extinction, has lost its savour.

Maybe we've given up. Grown up? Given in?

I feel very sad.

It's almost like my life can be divided into two. Life before BB and life after.... I really should try it again but I'm not sure if I still have the necessary equipment.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

^^^ I don't know, chum. A year or two away is a loooong time when the subject is b-basting. You had your fun -- and you still have your memories. At this point, why not just be grateful?

 

[chesschess]

If he had ever been Bopperbasted, Trump would be a lot more mentally stable. For the good of mankind, can we find a volunteer?

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Booperbasting is sooo 2010, the newest thrill is Crinking! Get with it people

 

[Novaboy]

Booperbasting is sooo 2010, the newest thrill is Crinking! Get with it people

Yes, but the trouble with Crinking is all the time it takes to sterilize the gasket and tube. If it's not done right, I've heard that you get get a bad infection and many people just don't have the time to prepare properly.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

I was a phooooool!!!!
I thought I had had all the joys and the ecstasies without paying the usual horrific price.
I really believed this.
And just this last week, I was diagnosed with scoliosis.
I knew the bill always comes.
Still, I'm not sure I would change the past.
The memories are worth a lot.

 

[IrishWank]

I love that this thread is still going lol

 

[ericbear]

I love that this thread is still going lol

It had to take a 7-year hiatus. That's because you can only bast your bopper when you get the seven-year itch, but now it's back until the itch is completely scratched.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

It had to take a 7-year hiatus. That's because you can only bast your bopper whey you get the seven-year itch, but now it's back until the itch is completely scratched.