Bumper Snickers

[Pye]

My kid had sex with your honor student

 

[Serial Kisser]

Are you drunk or just on your cell phone - ON A CAR THAT THE DRIVER WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE!! I wanted to hit him for being a hypocrite.

 

[Oliver_Clothesoff]

Hang up and Drive!

God's last name isn't "Dammit".

 

[willow78]

On a rusty old bomb of a car: "Don't laugh, your daughter is in here!"

 

[RawDog]

I'm not speeding, I'm rushing home to poop!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My kid had sex with your honor student

And if you knew some kids from the wrong side of the tracks, it was-MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT.
dog lovers- MY DOG IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT

 

[tncentaur]

Mutants for Nukes

 

[ghb69]

Saw a couple of good ones today:


Do not make me violate my parole!


and

A restraining order is just another expression of love.

 

[ghb69]

Another one:


I am not a gynocologist, but I stll like to look.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Taxidermists are the best to fuck, because they know how to mount and stuff.

 

[Calboner]

During the Bush years (shudder!), I got a sticker that bore a parody of the "Intel inside" logo next to a picture of W. pointing to his head. It said "No intel inside." I never put it on my car, though.

On a milk-truck in an episode of "Father Ted":

Milkmen do it on your doorstep.

As I recall, Pat Mustard ("Christ! I forgot me feckin' trousers!") also had stickers that said "Young banger" and "Shit happens."

 

[HiddenLacey]

Don't make me call the Flying Monkeys...

&

I'm not SPOILED! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not...

 

[ghb69]

I'm not SPOILED! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not...

Are you spoiled??? Or do you always smell like that??

 

[HiddenLacey]

Are you spoiled??? Or do you always smell like that??

It tried seeing your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass :tongue:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"somewhere you are depriving a village of its idiot."

 

[accemb]

"Baby on Board. Mother-in-law in trunk"

 

[ghb69]

I would but pornography, but I do not own a pornograph to play it on.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Thou Shalt Not Steal- The government hates competition"

 

[ghb69]

I was born with nothing,

and I still have most of it left.
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[mellisa1983]

Nobama!!