Butt etiquette

[Chaz]

Never done anal.... just prefer to work the pink hole hard and well

 

[Chaz]

However; i play around in that area as its sensitive to touch.. but i don't start sticking my fingers and cok up there.. perhaps its something for the future!

 

[danerain]

You should print this out and show it to everyone you may potentially have sex with and see if you ever get laid again.

With every post I love you a little more....:wink:

 

[LeeEJ]

I had one woman make sure that I didn't accidentally go in there -- she already thought I was thick enough, and was afraid that it would hurt.

I've never tried it anyway, but I'm not averse to giving it a shot in the future. It'll depend on who I'm with.

 

[B_spiker067]

You should print this out and show it to everyone you may potentially have sex with and see if you ever get laid again.

Why are you taking offense from it.

"Me dost think the lady dost protest too much."

I have no picture posted you can't possibly be infatuated with me, or could you?

<Seriously>
Why don't you come on over and I'll show you what you need.
</Seriously>

<No seriously though>
Talking the truth really that offensive. Ass fucking in prison is about domination in part (I'm told by TV). Aren't women interested in submission roles at times. Even outside BDSM.
</No seriously though>

The etiquette part I left out from my first post was that planning for an ass fuck as a couple ruins the spontaneity, which I'd say isn't a gay problem.

So guy, pick a time after she has done number two, taken a shower, and you have lubed condoms at hand. Planning lessens the likelyhood she'll say no. Oh, play out the best porno sequence if you can get away with it. The ones were he is starting the backdoor play with a cheek spreading, a little spit, and maybe even a finger. Start the manuever hesitate to give her a chance to say no. Go on in and be prepared to definitely stop on her SECOND no. Don't beg and have a move on play in the playbook.

And if you can fake stud status let her know its gonna happen some day.

P.S. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
P.P.S. Snoozan you're losin'

 

[B_josiah852]

Have had a few women bring the subject up. Only a couple of women was into it. I would never try without discussing this first. After all I wouldn't want the woman to shove a vibrator up my ass without asking first.

 

[B_spiker067]

A lot of people (i.e. women) aren't into giving oral either and some do because they are returning the favor, but they are THINKING payback is a bitch.

Some of these women learn to like, if not love, giving and taking oral, why not anal?

Though I would pass on the vibrator up my ass at this point and into the foreseeable future :smile:

Have had a few women bring the subject up. Only a couple of women was into it. I would never try without discussing this first. After all I wouldn't want the woman to shove a vibrator up my ass without asking first.

 

[snoozan]

P.S. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

well, duh.

 

[B_spiker067]

well, duh.

Thats it? Thats all you got for me? You are no fun you know? ;-)


Next time I'll pick on someone who can bite back for real.

 

[Pirate Wench]

Always ask first.


Personally, anal play of any sort does not turn me on at all.

 

[Rubenesque]

Just out of interest, are you being contentious because you get off on feisty women arguing back, or..... are you a twat?

Why are you taking offense from it.

"Me dost think the lady dost protest too much."

I have no picture posted you can't possibly be infatuated with me, or could you?

<Seriously>
Why don't you come on over and I'll show you what you need.
</Seriously>

<No seriously though>
Talking the truth really that offensive. Ass fucking in prison is about domination in part (I'm told by TV). Aren't women interested in submission roles at times. Even outside BDSM.
</No seriously though>

The etiquette part I left out from my first post was that planning for an ass fuck as a couple ruins the spontaneity, which I'd say isn't a gay problem.

So guy, pick a time after she has done number two, taken a shower, and you have lubed condoms at hand. Planning lessens the likelyhood she'll say no. Oh, play out the best porno sequence if you can get away with it. The ones were he is starting the backdoor play with a cheek spreading, a little spit, and maybe even a finger. Start the manuever hesitate to give her a chance to say no. Go on in and be prepared to definitely stop on her SECOND no. Don't beg and have a move on play in the playbook.

And if you can fake stud status let her know its gonna happen some day.

P.S. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
P.P.S. Snoozan you're losin'

 

[B_spiker067]

Just out of interest, are you being contentious because you get off on feisty women arguing back, or..... are you a twat?

Like I'm going to say I'm a twat.

Just out of curiosity why don't women like anal. Gay guys seem to go for it, size being irrelevant.

 

[Rubenesque]

Like I'm going to say I'm a twat.

Just out of curiosity why don't women like anal. Gay guys seem to go for it, size being irrelevant.

(a) women don't have a g-spot up their arse - but YOU do, care to bend over and see what all the fuss is about?

(b) short of the ears and nostrils, where else is a gay guy going to penetrate once he's bored with a blow job?

(c) if it were THAT great, the straight guys would ALL be doing it too, my arse is no more designed to be shagged than yours is after all.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Spiker mate, is this you?

 

[B_spiker067]

(a) women don't have a g-spot up their arse - but YOU do, care to bend over and see what all the fuss is about?

(b) short of the ears and nostrils, where else is a gay guy going to penetrate once he's bored with a blow job?

(c) if it were THAT great, the straight guys would ALL be doing it too, my arse is no more designed to be shagged than yours is after all.

(a) no thanks. i've already stated not interested in having my prostrate stimulated thru my arse.

(b) ?

(c) i guess we will have to ask the women who really like anal why they like it?

You ever have your boyfriend fart under the covers and then push your head under to smell it. Real bastard thing to do. I don't do it. Many of my friends do, and yet their girl friends still fuck them, they just get even. If Lord Pendragon has correctly gauged your pissed off mood then feel free to put me on your ignore list. I really don't intend to stop irritating some of the people some of the time. Because it really wasn't that bad, really.

 

[B_spiker067]

Spiker mate, is this you?

But Lordy really no need to worry I'm giving it just one more day and then gone most probably forever. Your harem of boys and girls is safe.

Though I do notice you have been around here awhile. With so many posts? Hmm..

 

[Lordpendragon]

Though I do notice you have been around here awhile. With so many posts? Hmm..

I am working on getting time off for bad behaviour. :wink:

 

[Rubenesque]

(a) no thanks. i've already stated not interested in having my prostrate stimulated thru my arse.

(b) ?

(c) i guess we will have to ask the women who really like anal why they like it?

You ever have your boyfriend fart under the covers and then push your head under to smell it. Real bastard thing to do. I don't do it. Many of my friends do, and yet their girl friends still fuck them, they just get even. If Lord Pendragon has correctly gauged your pissed off mood then feel free to put me on your ignore list. I really don't intend to stop irritating some of the people some of the time. Because it really wasn't that bad, really.

What an incredibly selfish lover you must be. Why expect a woman to take your cock in her arse if you're not willing to try it yourself with a dildo?? If your own argument is valid, then surely you too could learn to love it??

Who said I'm pissed off? Why would I put you on ignore?

Rather think you over-estimate your ability to offend flower, takes a bigger and better man than you to get under my skin :smile:

 

[Rubenesque]

I am working on getting time off for bad behaviour. :wink:

Surely time off for BED behaviour would be preferable :biggrin1:

 

[hypolimnas]

hypolimnas:I, too, think that anal sex is a very intimate act. It is definately something that I wouldn't even consider unless I felt that I were in a committed relationship. Since I would be totally into the guy, your approach would make me melt like cold butter on a hot summer's day. Hugs and Kisses, Karmen

I loved seeing how you expressed you thoughts as this thread developed. Sexuality is about intimacy, and connection on some level, I'd like to think we could all open up to that a little more. Hey cutie, thanks especially for the hugs. XX