Cake?

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Pecker+Dec 30 2004, 08:13 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Dec 30 2004, 08:13 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Herble@Dec 30 2004, 12:37 AM
I dont know about penis enlargement from eating cake but I know my sugar levels would enlarge and then I would have a problem

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You&#39;re safe, Herble - I have a feeling that Ashlar is good at mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ...

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Mouth to mouth
Mouth to dick
mouth to ass

whatever ;P

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Not while I&#39;m trying to eat cake, Ash&#33;

Hmmm.. I like eating in general. I suppose the side effect is that I tend to be "curvy" for a guy, I love it&#33;

I&#39;d like to note, I make a distinction between "curvy" and "fat" though.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER@Jan 4 2005, 05:07 AM
Not while I&#39;m trying to eat cake, Ash&#33;

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If Ash is around and "hungry", forget the cake&#33; :wub:

 

[13788]

Herble:

Originally posted by Freddie53+Jan 4 2005, 10:46 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; Jan 4 2005, 10:46 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ORCABOMBER@Jan 4 2005, 05:07 AM
Not while I&#39;m trying to eat cake, Ash&#33;

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If Ash is around and "hungry", forget the cake&#33; :wub:

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That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33; I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Herble@Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33; I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

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Herble, stop stealing my lines. *slap kish*

Orcabomber: I&#39;ll be sure to save the cake for afterwords if your ever in the immediate vicintiy of my mouth.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Herble+Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Herble &#064; Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jan 4 2005, 10:46 AM
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@Jan 4 2005, 05:07 AM
Not while I&#39;m trying to eat cake, Ash&#33;

[post=271917]Quoted post[/post]​

If Ash is around and "hungry", forget the cake&#33; :wub:

[post=271943]Quoted post[/post]​

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33; I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

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When is my appointment :lol:

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ashlar+Jan 4 2005, 04:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar &#064; Jan 4 2005, 04:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Herble@Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33;  I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

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Herble, stop stealing my lines. *slap kish*

Orcabomber: I&#39;ll be sure to save the cake for afterwords if your ever in the immediate vicintiy of my mouth.

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Another innocent bystander sucked in.....

 

[Pecker]

There was a young fella from Philly
Who heard cake would add size to his willie,
But all he acquired
Was an enormous spare tire
And as a result his willie&#39;s nillie.

(Oooooo I hate me widdle self&#33

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Pecker@Jan 4 2005, 04:03 PM
There was a young fella from Philly
Who heard cake would add size to his willie,
But all he acquired
Was an enormous spare tire
And as a result his willie&#39;s nillie.

(Oooooo I hate me widdle self&#33

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There you go again writing peotry. If only you could sell it and retire&#33; We like it here on the LPSG.

 

[13788]

Herble:

Originally posted by Freddie53+Jan 4 2005, 02:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 &#064; Jan 4 2005, 02:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Herble@Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jan 4 2005, 10:46 AM
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@Jan 4 2005, 05:07 AM
Not while I&#39;m trying to eat cake, Ash&#33;

[post=271917]Quoted post[/post]​

If Ash is around and "hungry", forget the cake&#33; :wub:

[post=271943]Quoted post[/post]​

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33; I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

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When is my appointment :lol:

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How&#39;s next Wednesday?

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Herble+Jan 4 2005, 11:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Herble &#064; Jan 4 2005, 11:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jan 4 2005, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Herble@Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jan 4 2005, 10:46 AM
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@Jan 4 2005, 05:07 AM
Not while I&#39;m trying to eat cake, Ash&#33;

[post=271917]Quoted post[/post]​

If Ash is around and "hungry", forget the cake&#33; :wub:

[post=271943]Quoted post[/post]​

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33; I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

[post=271974]Quoted post[/post]​

When is my appointment :lol:

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How&#39;s next Wednesday?

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It&#39;s a date

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Freddie53@Jan 4 2005, 01:07 PM
There you go again writing peotry. If only you could sell it and retire&#33; We like it here on the LPSG.

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A haiku:

Grandfather writes
Poems read by everyone here
Dirty punchlines all

 

[Pappy]

Cake has taste and taste makes waist.
Too much waist makes your winkie dinky.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by jonb+Jan 5 2005, 01:14 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jan 5 2005, 01:14 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Freddie53@Jan 4 2005, 01:07 PM
There you go again writing peotry. If only you could sell it and retire&#33; We like it here on the LPSG.

[post=272067]Quoted post[/post]​

A haiku:

Grandfather writes
Poems read by everyone here
Dirty punchlines all

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Johb thanks for the haiku. Very witty. Refresh my memory what are the prerequisites for a haiku and what ethnic group originated it. I once knew but have forgotten.

Freddie

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Pappy@Jan 5 2005, 01:23 AM
Cake has taste and taste makes waist.
Too much waist makes your winkie dinky.

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My dear Pappy,
Don&#39;t I ever know it&#33;
Wonderful play on words in a poem.

Freddie

 

[B_Carolina]

I find Cake rather enjoyable. I especially like their song, "The Distance."

She&#39;s going the distance, she&#39;s going for speed...

Apologies if this joke was already made. I didn&#39;t have time to read all the posts.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jan 4 2005, 08:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jan 4 2005, 08:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by ashlar@Jan 4 2005, 04:32 PM
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@Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33; I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

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Herble, stop stealing my lines. *slap kish*

Orcabomber: I&#39;ll be sure to save the cake for afterwords if your ever in the immediate vicintiy of my mouth.

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Another innocent bystander sucked in.....

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It&#39;s a shame that I swing in the direction of the female team really, isn&#39;t it?
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Carolina, that was too bad&#33;

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER+Jan 5 2005, 08:23 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ORCABOMBER &#064; Jan 5 2005, 08:23 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jan 4 2005, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by ashlar@Jan 4 2005, 04:32 PM
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@Jan 4 2005, 11:29 AM

That&#39;s a Bad Freddie&#33;  I have to test drive you first to make sure you are good enough for Ash :blink:

[post=271974]Quoted post[/post]​

Herble, stop stealing my lines. *slap kish*

Orcabomber: I&#39;ll be sure to save the cake for afterwords if your ever in the immediate vicintiy of my mouth.

[post=271976]Quoted post[/post]​

Another innocent bystander sucked in.....

[post=272051]Quoted post[/post]​

It&#39;s a shame that I swing in the direction of the female team really, isn&#39;t it?
---------

Carolina, that was too bad&#33;

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Orca, here in non-reality world, everything goes&#33;

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Somehow me in fetish gear is "over the line and then some" however&#33;

 

[B_btrelll]

Further to my first post, I have some more cake related/schlong findings;

I took 2 cakes and offered one to a horse. He ate it.

I searched for a dormouse and offered him the second. He ran away and I never saw him again

Now, the horse likes cake, the dormouse doesn&#39;t.

Anyone still say there is no link between cake appreciation and penis wollop?

(Granted the experiment was flawed. I used two different types of cake (carrot cake and a richer chocolate cake) when I should have used the same or at least similar. I plan to recreate the experiment next week in Shove-Houghness-Ver-On-The-Wold-By-Sea-Nessborough, a small village in Hampshire, England. Anyone wanting to observe can do so as long as they dress up all smart and smart and smart. No trainers. Top hats expected. Dress for rain. I&#39;ll be the one holding two cakes)