Cake?

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK · Jan 6, 2005

RIght off the bat since I didn't see this one, I 'll say right here and now I go at a cake with a fervor whenever and where it's being served. However, I gotta admit I do tend to break the rules of thumb with cake; One, I did have my cake and Edith too(I kind of had two flavorable treats&#33

, and two, when someone askes me to cut the cake, I always choose first.

But no, large consumption of cake will not make your doodle disappear unless you burn it off anyway you can. For me, it's keeping busy at the job.

Here goes a pitiful attempt at a haiku:

Indulging in sweet pastry will not make the manhood disappear,
Rather it builds up its own sweet natural phallus frosting,
The waist changes, not the region below.

See? I yold you it was pitiful!

13788 · Jan 6, 2005

Herble:

Originally posted by ORCABOMBER@Jan 6 2005, 04:38 AM
Somehow me in fetish gear is "over the line and then some" however!

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However that might be, I still want to see it lol

Pecker · Jan 6, 2005

Dedicated to jonb, our resident Haiku master:

Eat the cake, find
Growing phallus, vigor of youth
Preservatives added

madame_zora · Jan 6, 2005

YAY! *claps for Pecker's poem*

I love preservatives too. Twinkies do last forever, y'know.

jonb · Jan 6, 2005

While we're doing haiku:

Like scattering leaves
So is my ejaculate
It's hell to clean up

B_DoubleMeatWhopper · Jan 7, 2005

Knead dough and knead cock
Have my cake and eat it too
Moist cake semen-glazed

Pecker · Jan 7, 2005

Iced leaves crunch underfoot
North wind blowing
Hung guy craves Twinkies

ashlar · Jan 7, 2005

hehe those are awsome.
I never could get the hang of writing hikus, or i'd contribute.

Freddie53 · Jan 7, 2005

Originally posted by ashlar@Jan 7 2005, 10:30 AM
hehe those are awsome.
I never could get the hang of writing hikus, or i'd contribute.

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I am sure you can write them as good as I can! I even taught haiku in school. And what country the poem from came from and the literary rules. I remember three lines and something about the number of sentences and after that...........it fades into sunset like the answser to a question on the final exam, only to reappear later when the final grades have been turned in. But alas. I never heard of it until I was an adult and you know the rule. Last information put in brain is first information to leave the brain.

ashlar · Jan 7, 2005

Originally posted by Freddie53+Jan 7 2005, 10:46 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Freddie53 @ Jan 7 2005, 10:46 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ashlar@Jan 7 2005, 10:30 AM
hehe those are awsome.
I never could get the hang of writing hikus, or i'd contribute.

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I am sure you can write them as good as I can! I even taught haiku in school. And what country the poem from came from and the literary rules. I remember three lines and something about the number of sentences and after that...........it fades into sunset like the answser to a question on the final exam, only to reappear later when the final grades have been turned in. But alas. I never heard of it until I was an adult and you know the rule. Last information put in brain is first information to leave the brain.

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You remember more about it than I do Freddie. I thought there was also a rule about how many syllables it had in it too.

B_DoubleMeatWhopper · Jan 7, 2005

Haiku is a Japanese verse form, notable for its compression and suggestiveness. It consists of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.

Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive.

In my haiku above, the cake suggests the time and place, and masturbation and ejaculation is the fleeting observation. The syllable scheme:

Knead - dough - and - knead - cock (5)
Have - my - cake - and - eat - it - too (7)
moist - cake - sem - en - glazed (5)

The stricture imposed by the number of syllables can cause difficulties. Sometimes it's hard to form a descriptive phrase or clause consisting of just five syllables.

13788 · Jan 7, 2005

Herble:

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jan 7 2005, 12:13 PM
Haiku is a Japanese verse form, notable for its compression and suggestiveness. It consists of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.

Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive.

In my haiku above, the cake suggests the time and place, and masturbation and ejaculation is the fleeting observation. The syllable scheme:

Knead - dough - and - knead - cock (5)
Have - my - cake - and - eat - it - too (7)
moist - cake - sem - en - glazed (5)

The stricture imposed by the number of syllables can cause difficulties. Sometimes it's hard to form a descriptive phrase or clause consisting of just five syllables.

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You dont do the oooky cookie do you?
:blink:

Freddie53 · Jan 7, 2005

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jan 7 2005, 11:13 AM
Haiku is a Japanese verse form, notable for its compression and suggestiveness. It consists of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.

Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive.

In my haiku above, the cake suggests the time and place, and masturbation and ejaculation is the fleeting observation. The syllable scheme:

Knead - dough - and - knead - cock (5)
Have - my - cake - and - eat - it - too (7)
moist - cake - sem - en - glazed (5)

The stricture imposed by the number of syllables can cause difficulties. Sometimes it's hard to form a descriptive phrase or clause consisting of just five syllables.

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Thanks DMW? I actaully taught it and remembered everyhing when I read it. Funny part was that I instanly recgognnized that they were haikus, but I didn't remmeer the rules of sylables. That was the part that was tripping me up,

Thanks,
Freddie

Pecker · Jan 7, 2005

I've seen studies of the 5-7-5 rule that show it works in Japanese quite well but requires the addition or subtraction of syllables when in English, the reason being that a Japanese syllable, rather than being simply grammatical as in English, can have multiple meanings and ideas.

So the number of modern English Haiku syllables can vary and still be called Haiku.

Whatever the interpretation, Haiku is both fun and fascinating.

jonb · Jan 7, 2005

Just avoid katakana. Then you're really screwed; any syllables Japanese grammar takes off, katakana put right back on.

madame_zora · Jan 9, 2005

Originally posted by jonb@Jan 8 2005, 02:00 AM
Just avoid katakana. Then you're really screwed; any syllables Japanese grammar takes off, katakana put right back on.

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Here we go again- Jonb, what the hell is katakana?? Don't you know to dumb things down for us here?

I like Haiku, I understand it as an art form. Goddamnit, I just once want you to pull something out of your ass that I understand!! grrr.

*slumps off to flail herself*

txquis · Jan 9, 2005

Haiku is a Japanese verse form, notable for its compression and suggestiveness. It consists of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.

Traditionally and ideally, a haiku presents a pair of contrasting images, one suggestive of time and place, the other a vivid but fleeting observation. Working together, they evoke mood and emotion. The poet does not comment on the connection but leaves the synthesis of the two images for the reader to perceive.

In my haiku above, the cake suggests the time and place, and masturbation and ejaculation is the fleeting observation. The syllable scheme:

Knead - dough - and - knead - cock (5)
Have - my - cake - and - eat - it - too (7)
moist - cake - sem - en - glazed (5)

The stricture imposed by the number of syllables can cause difficulties. Sometimes it's hard to form a descriptive phrase or clause consisting of just five syllables.

Wow. That's nice.
Whats a haiku, though?

Full heavy basket
Gather my two large grade A's
harvest of semen

jonb · Jan 9, 2005

Originally posted by madame_zora+Jan 9 2005, 04:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora @ Jan 9 2005, 04:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jan 8 2005, 02:00 AM
Just avoid katakana. Then you're really screwed; any syllables Japanese grammar takes off, katakana put right back on.

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Here we go again- Jonb, what the hell is katakana??

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A Japanese character set for foreign words, swear words, and the equivalent of ALL CAPS. Some examples of foreign words written in katakana:

miruku -- milk
orenji -- orange
rinchi -- lynch
konpyuttaa -- computer
kurisumasu -- Christmas
uetsutto -- wetsuit
kohii -- coffee

ashlar · Jan 9, 2005

Originally posted by jonb@Jan 9 2005, 05:03 PM

A Japanese character set for foreign words, swear words, and the equivalent of ALL CAPS. Some examples of foreign words written in katakana:

miruku -- milk
orenji -- orange
rinchi -- lynch
konpyuttaa -- computer
kurisumasu -- Christmas
uetsutto -- wetsuit
kohii -- coffee

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Wetsuit?

Kinky.

madame_zora · Jan 9, 2005

Originally posted by ashlar+Jan 9 2005, 11:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ashlar @ Jan 9 2005, 11:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jan 9 2005, 05:03 PM

A Japanese character set for foreign words, swear words, and the equivalent of ALL CAPS. Some examples of foreign words written in katakana:

miruku -- milk
orenji -- orange
rinchi -- lynch
konpyuttaa -- computer
kurisumasu -- Christmas
uetsutto -- wetsuit
kohii -- coffee

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Wetsuit?

Kinky.

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*takes wetsuit over to Ashlar. Go ahead, try it on!*

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