Can anyone help me with measuring this thing?

[D_bmbkfjedp]

This guy just started working where i do and started hitting on me day one, and would not let up till he had my number. So i gave it to him and told him to show me what he is working with. I have no idea how big he is so can one one help me out?

 

[MickeyLee]

whataburger!! :biggrin:

ya penis is fine.

ya might be watching too much BBC porn.
still, if ya like.. you do you.

 

[ruffboy]

hey, yer in luck! i have what i think is pretty much the same exact size cup here, here's some pictures of it with rulers adjacent.

length: top to bottom of the cup is right at 7 1/4" inches
girth: measured straight across the bottom of the cup is is 2 1/2"

he's a big boy alright, def not the biggest though. the head being so much smaller than the shaft makes the think look like its a fuckin' baseball bat though

 

[Pecker Check]

Wow. I'd say it's at least eight french fries wide and a whopper width and a half in length. Definitely a happy meal.

 

[Redheadchi]

I would guess about 7x6

 

[nub_dick_grower]

That looks like Styrofoam.

A very similar Sam's Club cup measures in at exactly 7 inches tall.

And a hair over 2.5 inches across at the bottom.

 

[ruffboy]

That looks like Styrofoam.

A very similar Sam's Club cup measures in at exactly 7 inches tall.

And a hair over 2.5 inches across at the bottom.

is there an echo in here?? ;-p

 

[Shawn8]

Wow. I'd say it's at least eight french fries wide and a whopper width and a half in length. Definitely a happy meal.

I LOL'd. :tongue:

S8

 

[AlteredEgo]

My guess is 6.75" x 5.75". Does your husband know you're looking?

 

[poultrygeist]

I've always been pretty confused about how to measure mainly wondering how hard I should be pressing the ruler edge against the pubic bone. I've seen some guys that look like they are pressing hard enough to play paddleball with the bladder.

 

[D_Crystallized Ginger]

Hey Latina wife!! I m sure it's the husband who started this thread ..well man I have to say your wife pics fucking that big black thing are the hottest of the whole web!! never seen something similar on the net... her pussy is overly stretched and his cock is super long and super wide... maybe it's not 11 inches but a good 9.5 x 7.5 , with a 2.5 width... monster cock of course!!! btw to have a full and clear view on his size we should know what's your wife size... height,waist girth,hips girth,etc... Like in porn biz sizes matter! they use to match tiny girl with large boys to create these impressive things!!!

 

[D_Crystallized Ginger]

My guess is 6.75" x 5.75". Does your husband know you're looking?

Actaully I suspect she IS her husband

 

[D_Elvetta Boombooms]

Were there fries with that? 8)

 

[Shawn8]

Were there fries with that? 8)

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