Chuck Norris

Hello I am Chuck!My penis so long that I can scratch my ears by my dick!:)
Please don't ask about other sites of my body.I wouldn't answer.
Happy New Year!
 
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How hung is the Chuckster ? 10? 12 inches?
Very cutely cut and snail thin small. Give aways are his abilty to leap and kick. If he had meat he couldn't doo that withouut injury. The othere thing which gives it away is his constant fighting. It screams at me how he has been ridiculed over the years.
 
I could be wrong, and remember, I said, I COULD BE WRONG, but I'm wondering if this thread was started and further supported by a cadre of Chuck's PR folks. Haven't seen much of him in the media lately...I think the last time was when he was supporting Mike Huckabee for President of the United States. He's probably in need of some more exposure...and why not start it on LPSG?!?!?

(I confess that I would do him if given the chance.)
 
LOL Axcess, a lot of people don't get the whole Chuck Norris jokes do they??? LOL
People, please, Google:Chuck Norris jokes and then you will understand.
 
i hear when he takes off his underwear theres no penis, only another arm thats making a fist...
 
LOL Axcess, a lot of people don't get the whole Chuck Norris jokes do they??? LOL
People, please, Google:Chuck Norris jokes and then you will understand.
Of course most people don't get it. If they read the Chucik Norris facts they will undertand why he is the best of the best.:biggrin1::biggrin1:
 
Being the manly man that Chuck Norris is he is 100% PENIS!

I don't find him attractive either, but I love these conversations.
 
Being the manly man that Chuck Norris is he is 100% PENIS!

I don't find him attractive either, but I love these conversations.
Seriously I think that he looks fine at his age . The guy is 69 year old.