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Cold cunt condition
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That would explain it.
In my editing, a cold hole means she's a zombie or a vampire. Ditto for the male's intrusive appendage.
In the near half century of sexual experience, there can be a difference between the core temperature of the partners, especially if one has just taken a sauna and the other one has not. But it soon evens out and is not extreme. Certainly one's core temperature would be very evident in the sexual equipment of either sex. Isn't that lovely?
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Diving in cold water = cold cunt.
Solution = peeing in your wet suit. Mmmmmmm toasty!:biggrin1::wink:
Solution = peeing in your wet suit. Mmmmmmm toasty!:biggrin1::wink:
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I'm awful, I know; but every time I see this title, I'm forcibly reminded of an expression I'd heard long ago, and still use the couple weeks during the Chicago winters when the temperature drops below zero.
Colder than a Frigid woman with an ice cube shoved up her cooch.
/Yes, flame on.....
Colder than a Frigid woman with an ice cube shoved up her cooch.
/Yes, flame on.....
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Maybe that glass dildo needs to go in the refrigerator...Skirt no pants + cold windy Irish day = cold labia majora, yes.
I love ice cubes and cold glass toys. I even like a cold speculum.
I discovered quite recently, when doc ran the sterile speculum under the hot tap because he thought it'd be too cold for me (because liking cold things up my chuff is not something I have shared with my GP) that I could also enjoy hot things (within reason) up there. (btw, I tried very hard not to enjoy that, but experimented when I got home, in case anyone thinks I'm a total perv... what? whaddya mean 'too late'??
Yes - that too. Again - enjoyable. :redface:
Here's a cold cunt condition for today. The SF 49ers cheerleaders in their skimpy gold shorts. My mom said that's gonna hurt those pussy lips when they begin to defrost. Hahaha love that old gal :biggrin:
I love ice cubes and cold glass toys. I even like a cold speculum.
I discovered quite recently, when doc ran the sterile speculum under the hot tap because he thought it'd be too cold for me (because liking cold things up my chuff is not something I have shared with my GP) that I could also enjoy hot things (within reason) up there. (btw, I tried very hard not to enjoy that, but experimented when I got home, in case anyone thinks I'm a total perv... what? whaddya mean 'too late'??
Yes - that too. Again - enjoyable. :redface:
Oh man you would love the metal toy I just got. It's definitely chilly unless run under warm water for a while. I have a few glass toys too. They're awesome. I'm not personally a fan of the colder end of the spectrum for things being put inside my body. I'd much rather have room temperature or warm, thanks!
how long until QM shows up ranting how men are four times more likely to be raped by a whirlpool tub?
:lmao:
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how long until QM shows up ranting how men are four times more likely to be raped by a whirlpool tub?
Please, NO! Don't even mention his name! It's like "Speak of the Devil, and he appears!"
*I'm a man, I was raped by a whirlpool tub, and I enjoyed it*
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how long until QM shows up ranting how men are four times more likely to be raped by a whirlpool tub?
Oh girl! No you didn't!
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