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Long time no see.

I'ma try and keep this short & sweet.
During the pandemic the local illegal gambling room has been JUMPING!!! I've never seen so many people or money in my life.

While hanging out there, I noticed that I'm normally the only woman or the oldest woman (they typically do not admit women because they be begging for weed/selling pussy).

Anyway........a good number of the men folk there tried to shoot their shot but they are YOUNG!!! (18 to 25). I'm 40. And I let a 23yr old slip through my defenses.

Y'all....the dick we've been looking for, them young boys got it.
 

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This makes me confident that my lost hope for the future of humanity will never return.
You held out for this long? Don’t know if I should call you a sweet little optimist, or mentally unfit...:emoji_blush:
 

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So, you're going to let us in on the action or you're keeping all the young meat for yourself? Other cougars be hungry ya know.
Seems like all ya need to do is be beggin’ fer weed and/or sellin’ pussy, so...grab yer grovelin’ gear and start peddlin’ yer pooch! Hookers need nourishment, too. #feedthecougars
 

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Seems like all ya need to do is be beggin’ fer weed and/or sellin’ pussy, so...grab yer grovelin’ gear and start peddlin’ yer pooch! Hookers need nourishment, too. #feedthecougars

Well, that might be my whole problem: I don't like weed or pussy.
 

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I said
Well, that might be my whole problem: I don't like weed or pussy.
I said beg for weed OR sell pussy, silly. You don’t need to want it to dole it out for a few shekels. This way, you can nab the man-child of the dreams you never knew you wanted!
 

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Do you happen to have a dick keychain?

Don't mean to interupt the awesome chat here but it's funny you should say that. Once found a golden big dick key chain that had wings on it. Was one of the funniest things i've ever found in my entire life. Gave it to my lady at the time and she had a good chuckle from it too.

Never in a million years would i have thought of looking for anything like that or making one myself. Full on dick chain. lol
 

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A fascinus charm. Romans used them to ward off sickness way back in the day. To the charms being considered medicinal.

This dude, Fascinus,
fascinus.jpg

Was apparently a charter member of LPSG.
 

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lol... well it wasn't a gambling pit but I was an eighteen year old bellhop at a hotel when 40ish coug had me in her room... and again in subsequent visits. She was the first of several.

That was forty years ago.

Enjoy the young men you want and don't let slut-shaming dissuade you.

Sexually liberated women are not sluts and sexually liberated men are not dogs. :cool: