Cougars

One thing. I know a couple who are 25+ years married (3 grown children) and their age difference would be a scandal today. They’re always vague about when they got married and about their age because of this. I always think how weird it must be for them to accept that their wedding date would be a massive scandal if people knew.

I am my own friend.
My sweetie and I have one more year age difference than his own parents did.
When he was telling me about when they met, and he mentioned his mom’s age relative to his father’s, he dropped his voice like it was still a scandal.
I blinked and said, “15 years, eh?”
It took him a moment.

At least none of the family have a reason to look at the difference strangely.
 
I am my own friend.
My sweetie and I have one more year age difference than his own parents did.
When he was telling me about when they met, and he mentioned his mom’s age relative to his father’s, he dropped his voice like it was still a scandal.
I blinked and said, “15 years, eh?”
It took him a moment.

At least none of the family have a reason to look at the difference strangely.
That’s a blessing to be accepted by the family without judgement. I’m laughing at your sweetie for lowering his voice as if y’all aren’t the same lol. Probably just habit learned over the years.
 
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Update... I just got back from testing a theory. "Luckily", a found a female cougar almost right away that jumped me before I had any time to react. That was a bad idea... Guess what happened? I got zapped into some weird universe where I was a cat but still had a person's mind. The humans there were particularly dumb and couldn't pick up on the fact that I wasn't an actual cat. They only laughed at me when I showed them I could drive, so wanting to end my hellish existence I drove us all off a cliff. But that was only the beginning... I woke up with a mouthful of gross cat food th
Heh, near Morrison, here.
Cougar to me means mountain lion.
Same here. I'm at 8-9k in Limbo -- only about an hour or so away from Purgatory. :)
 
Update... I just got back from testing a theory. "Luckily", a found a female cougar almost right away that jumped me before I had any time to react. That was a bad idea... Guess what happened? I got zapped into some weird universe where I was a cat but still had a person's mind. The humans there were particularly dumb and couldn't pick up on the fact that I wasn't an actual cat. They only laughed at me when I showed them I could drive, so wanting to end my hellish existence I drove us all off a cliff. But that was only the beginning... I woke up with a mouthful of gross cat food th

EDIT: Strange, I thought this sleepless rant got deleted before I was able to post it. That's why it stops in mid delirious sentence... I'm no longer "in the zone", but I think what I was going for was Toonces the driving cat from old SNL. I was going to end it with me running over Bill Murray holding a ground hog, which somehow returned me to this world. Dumb, but fun (for me, anyhow). :)
 
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EDIT2: So, the above post trailing off with "gross cat food th" appeared on my system as posted after I refreshed the thread, prompting me to edit it and explain; however, after I did the thread refreshed again (or actually refreshed this time)... It appears that post did not exist until after I tried to edit it. So, it was my reaction to myself that created the very thing that I reacted to. Sweet! :D
 
EDIT2: So, the above post trailing off with "gross cat food th" appeared on my system as posted after I refreshed the thread, prompting me to edit it and explain; however, after I did the thread refreshed again (or actually refreshed this time)... It appears that post did not exist until after I tried to edit it. So, it was my reaction to myself that created the very thing that I reacted to. Sweet! :D
Toonces....is that you?!?!?!
 
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Toonces....is that you?!?!?!
Only in that alternate universe. :)

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So the op posted this and said “Ima leave this here for ya’all” and left?
Interesting. Kind of like those burning bags off poop left on a doorstep.
She’s probably peddling her pussy somewhere. see the comment I linked above.
she’s a sex worker dissing other sex workers.classy.
 
Poop fires? Peddling pussy?
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Maybe I should start reading better, so this doesn't happen to me:
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So an underground illegal gambling den that's packed with people who obviously don't give a fuck about theirs and others safety in the middle of a pandemic? Then you go and fuck with one of them? C'mon stay safe people ffs X
It likely didn’t happen at all.
 
57 posts in and I'm still 0% closer to knowing what an underground illegal gambling den looks like :(

Am I at least in the ballpark? I can't make out any cougars but there are other shady looking animals..
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I love this pic. Yes, it's funny how the dog is the only one not currently playing -- but there's so much more going on here.

It looks like the moose is the only one (other than the dog, I assume) not wearing clothes, and just won with 4 of a kind because the ram couldn't decide to build on his pair, go for a flush or straight. He seems umm... a bit distracted by something. :) Moose is the "whale" at this table, and all the other animals know it. Grizzly's like "Oh no you didn't!" because he's a dimwit who's easily impressed and doesn't know how to play. Buck's back story is the most poignant. He doesn't care who won. He doesn't care about anything anymore. He still feels dead inside after just killing the man who murdered his friend and crapping in his man cave. Black bear only tagged along to give moral support to Buck. He's friend-zoned with a secret crush, but will sadly soon see that Buck will never be emotionally available. Lone wolf is just glad that ram got rammed first, because his head would've been mounted on the wall next if he had tried to cheat with the same ace ram has.

Back to the dog... He's waiting on ram's seat and about to swap places with him because ram just lost a side bet to moose. Ram is cool with that.