Cougars

[MickeyLee]

I'll beg for weed, gladly. I will not sell my cats, though.

Thread winning post

 

[DarkoRabbit]

Thread winning post

 

[deleted924715]

I'll beg for weed, gladly. I will not sell my cats, though.

Ha!

 

[DarkoRabbit]

I found a clip of a cougar on catnip, but this is funnier:

Check out the gargling cat at ~1:52.
Here is a clip of just that one:

 

[DarkoRabbit]

A manther caught in the act?

 

[DarkoRabbit]

Guy gives cat his germs, turns it into an alcoholic, flies with it to China 7 years later where it goes on a drunken, bat-biting rampage?

 

[DarkoRabbit]

2:07: Gray cat like "Whaaaaaaa?!"

 

[DarkoRabbit]

Guy gives cat his germs, turns it into an alcoholic, flies with it to China 7 years later where it goes on a drunken, bat-biting rampage?

hmm

 

[DarkoRabbit]

For Enid

 

[seventiesdemon]

Just a question....I'm 62. So do I still call older women than me Cougars? Maybe Panthers......little chuckle to myself there

 

[DarkoRabbit]

Just a question....I'm 62. So do I still call older women than me Cougars? Maybe Panthers......little chuckle to myself there

Snaggletooth tigers?
Snaggletooth Tiger - The Hidden MGTOW and the MGTOW BANNED

 

[DarkoRabbit]

After my inappropriate Corona joke, I'll let others run with this one...
Snaggletooth Slide | All Star Events Miami

 

[OldFirm08]

Just a question....I'm 62. So do I still call older women than me Cougars? Maybe Panthers......little chuckle to myself there

To me, Cougars are very sexually active, fit, gym workout bodies who are often widowed and in their 50's...late 40s' is almost 'young' now. By 60 something if they've lost the physical fitness aspect of their appearance, then they , like me at age 70, are just OLD FUKS,,and we are lucky if not in a nursing home. Cougars have a time limit I'd guess. and past menopause is certainly one of the restrictions on keeping the rating of A #1 Cougar for a woman. So old ladies, join the rest of us unlucky old men with boner problems and just be satisfied with whatever kind of consentual fun sexy things you can get out of us OR that we can talk you into trying out

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Just a question....I'm 62. So do I still call older women than me Cougars? Maybe Panthers......little chuckle to myself there

If you are smart you call then beautiful.

 

[seventiesdemon]

To me, Cougars are very sexually active, fit, gym workout bodies who are often widowed and in their 50's...late 40s' is almost 'young' now. By 60 something if they've lost the physical fitness aspect of their appearance, then they , like me at age 70, are just OLD FUKS,,and we are lucky if not in a nursing home. Cougars have a time limit I'd guess. and past menopause is certainly one of the restrictions on keeping the rating of A #1 Cougar for a woman. So old ladies, join the rest of us unlucky old men with boner problems and just be satisfied with whatever kind of consentual fun sexy things you can get out of us OR that we can talk you into trying out

Luckily...."boner problems" are not an issue at the moment. Unluckily... it still leads to idle times of procrastination..........

 

[seventiesdemon]

If you are smart you call then beautiful.

You mean if I want to see 63? ...

 

[SouthernGirl]

Update: I think I've been dickmatized. I can't stop thinking about this boy. And now everytime he touches or kisses me I have chest pains. Is this love?

 

[MickeyLee]

Maybe bring that with your primary?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Update: I think I've been dickmatized. I can't stop thinking about this boy. And now everytime he touches or kisses me I have chest pains. Is this love?

It’s gas. Drink a 7Up.

 

[Fredneck1951]

This makes me confident that my lost hope for the future of humanity will never return.

I just came across this and I must say that sentence is a tesseract of terror.