Cougars

[EllieP]

Im so sorry, I misspoke. When I typed ‘pay stub’ I meant to type ‘barely legal, yet lethal, love missile”. My typing isn’t great.

You lost me at "stub."

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

You lost me at "stub."

Great, now I need to rapidly develop a SPH fetish. Thanks, Obama.

 

[EllieP]

Great, now I need to rapidly develop a SPH fetish. Thanks, Obama.

 

[EllieP]

Great, now I need to rapidly develop a SPH fetish. Thanks, Obama.

Waiting for my inbox to be flooded any moment now.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

Waiting for my inbox to be flooded any moment now.

I’d comment about flooding your inbox, but, you know, SPH....

 

[EllieP]

I’d comment about flooding your inbox, but, you know, SPH....

I have an auto-reply set up. Any pic gets a "Cute."

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

I have an auto-reply set up. Any pic gets a "Cute."

Brb, setting up “Studio de Teenie-Weenie”

 

[DarkoRabbit]

So what’s the proper term for when it’s an older man/younger woman? Is that just a dirty old man? Lion, Tiger, Bear...oh my!

Has anybody ever heard of a "manther"? I haven't. manther - Wiktionary
According to that, it can be a woman (mom + panther) or man (man + panther). That's too confusing. Why not "danther" (dad + panther) or "fanther" (father + panther), then? Dumb.

 

[DarkoRabbit]

Has anybody ever heard of a "manther"? I haven't. manther - Wiktionary
According to that, it can be a woman (mom + panther) or man (man + panther). That's too confusing. Why not "danther" (dad + panther) or "fanther" (father + panther), then? Dumb.

...And what's up with all the "daddy" porn? I'm not talking about pedo stuff, just the apparent trend for a woman (whether she looks younger or about the same age as the man) to call the guy "daddy". Why? I don't get why that's supposedly hot, sorry.

 

[DarkoRabbit]

Looks like "manther" is the popular name. Urban Dictionary: manther

 

[SouthernGirl]

Bear means something else, entirely.

Perv, dirty old man, uncle cheater the molester,....

Down south we say cat daddy.

 

[EllieP]

Has anybody ever heard of a "manther"? I haven't. manther - Wiktionary
According to that, it can be a woman (mom + panther) or man (man + panther). That's too confusing. Why not "danther" (dad + panther) or "fanther" (father + panther), then? Dumb.

Haven't heard of any of that. But my husband was upset a few years ago. Our daughter's friend was over from college and called him a name, not in front of him, but he overheard.

He said he thought she thought he was cool, but she called him a dill, thinking maybe dillweed or something.

I asked daughter later and she laughed out loud and immediately became embarrassed. She didn't say dill; she said DILF and told me to look it up in the urban dictionary.

Hey, Sweetie. She likes you. A lot. Too much. Stay away from her.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

Haven't heard of any of that. But my husband was upset a few years ago. Our daughter's friend was over from college and called him a name, not in front of him, but he overheard.

He said he thought she thought he was cool, but she called him a dill, thinking maybe dillweed or something.

I asked daughter later and she laughed out loud and immediately became embarrassed. She didn't say dill; she said DILF and told me to look it up in the urban dictionary.

Hey, Sweetie. She likes you. A lot. Too much. Stay away from her.

It’s funny how when it actually happens in real life, the feeling must be gross, yet 90% of porn has this theme, or something eerily similar. Not that it’s happened to me, but the idea of it is awful. I almost told this woman I met up with that her oldest son has friends that absolutely call her that. As a former teenage boy, I am 100% confident. While it might have been funny, I’m sure it wouldn’t be a pleasant thought to think, and I kept my stupid trap shut.

 

[EllieP]

It’s funny how when it actually happens in real life, the feeling must be gross, yet 90% of porn has this theme, or something eerily similar. Not that it’s happened to me, but the idea of it is awful. I almost told this woman I met up with that her oldest son has friends that absolutely call her that. As a former teenage boy, I am 100% confident. While it might have been funny, I’m sure it wouldn’t be a pleasant thought to think, and I kept my stupid trap shut.

He was a bit upset about it, too. It was a weird thing. But then we live in a college town, and he's seen how I get treated by perfect strangers who are barely over 18. And I do believe porn is a huge influence on this kind of behavior in both males and females.

It's not really flattering at all. It's creepy. My daughter thought so too. She did think it was funny that he didn't have a clue.

I told her she has no idea how clueless he can be.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

It’s flattering only in that someone finds him attractive regardless of age range. Anything after that is yuck city. Once you getting into the parts like knowing them since childhood etc...is just revolting. Good for him for having that effect on anyone, but also sorry he has to deal with it. Quite the double edged sword. I envy and don’t envy him. Now, back to my paper route...

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Whatever happened to, “ your (parent) looks good for (age/a parent)?

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

Whatever happened to, “ your (parent) looks good for (age/a parent)?

As a (formerly, obviously) teenage hornball male, that will only be translated one way, and that way is “dude, your Mom's hot, I wanna bone her.” For the most part, anything a teen boy says with any nuance about any opposite sex member can, and likely should, be seen as “I’m trying to be polite, but we all know what I mean here.”

 

[Enid]

Seems like all ya need to do is be beggin’ fer weed and/or sellin’ pussy, so...grab yer grovelin’ gear and start peddlin’ yer pooch! Hookers need nourishment, too. #feedthecougars

I'll beg for weed, gladly. I will not sell my cats, though.

 

[Enid]

Also, I've never been in an illegal gambling den crawling with cubs.

Though, I dare say younger men are all over this on the reggie.

I jest slightly, but it really is far from uncommon. I think it's a popular trend.

 

[Drifterwood]

Wouldn't you still be a Milf at 40?

I always thought that Cougars were peri or post menopausal??