criss strokes real measurement!! 6.5 INCHES!!!

The curvature of a 1/8th section or 45 degrees of a circle is always the same regardless of the size of the circle, as every point on the circle is equidistant to the radius. Otherwise, it would not be a circle.

http://theskooloflife.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/circles.jpg

q.e.d.
Maybe now you know what I mean.

@Cal
in my dictionary there is a word "colourate" synonym for "to color in" in AE.

@stratedude
As I wrote before, the calculation itself was not wrong. But it's not that easy. Did you ask guys with curved dicks yet?
Or even easier. Take a banana and measure straight from end to end. Afterwards measure along the longer side of it.
 
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i think someone shopped the tape. im 6 inches and look nowhere near as massive as criss,its just slightly less than a dollar bill in length, dollar bill is 7 inches, criss is a 6 foot 4inch jock god and the thing looks huge on him i have seen vids of him with girls who compare it to their forearms and its almost same size, my forearm is 11 inches, unless there is girls around over the age of 18 with 6 inch forearms i think the photo
is doctored that tape measure is fucked up something smells fishy cause he is much bigger in length than billy glide and glide has at least 7 or 8 (sorry i know i might have spelled that last name wrong) anyways whats with all you guys ragging on criss i think he is the perfect man not only drop dead beautiful but hung massive please dont pick on him
 
i think someone shopped the tape. im 6 inches and look nowhere near as massive as criss,its just slightly less than a dollar bill in length, dollar bill is 7 inches, criss is a 6 foot 4inch jock god and the thing looks huge on him i have seen vids of him with girls who compare it to their forearms and its almost same size, my forearm is 11 inches, unless there is girls around over the age of 18 with 6 inch forearms i think the photo
is doctored that tape measure is fucked up something smells fishy cause he is much bigger in length than billy glide and glide has at least 7 or 8 (sorry i know i might have spelled that last name wrong) anyways whats with all you guys ragging on criss i think he is the perfect man not only drop dead beautiful but hung massive please dont pick on him


I have long arms. I'm 6'6", and if you measure straight from the elbow to the wrist, my forearm is nearly a foot long. However, the girls in pornos don't hold their arms out straight and lay cocks on them. No, the bend their elbows and wrists, and cocks are often more in the elbow-crook side of the arm. This, in effect, makes their forearms look much shorter. Similarly bending my forearm, that effectively shortens the area usable for comparison to 9". Now, imagine on a girl a foot-and-a-half shorter than I. It would not be unreasonable to think their comparable-forearm area would be maybe 7".
 
Sometimes I forget how bizarre people are...

THE PICTURE DOESN'T SAY CRISS STROKES IN IT SO MAYBE IT ISN'T EVEN HIM!
BANANAS ARE MORE CURVED THAN CIRCLES!
THE RULER IS PHOTOSHOPPED!
SO ARE 12OZ. RED BULL CANS! AND EVEN WAL-MART IS IN ON THE SCAM!

I know we have to be skeptical of literally everything we see because the world is full of liars and marketing professionals (see: professional liars), but... the picture looks like Criss Strokes and Criss Strokes has a set with the girl in the photo looking the same and with a measuring tape. Why go to the trouble of finding a different set, with the same girl, where she looks the same, with someone who looks like, but is not, Criss Strokes, to manipulate a measuring tape, to boost your confidence? Sure, people lie to themselves, but this type of delusion doesn't really feed one's ego.

The same general principal applies to most of the arguments in the thread right now. Just because some people in the world lie doesn't mean absolutely everything you ever see is about someone else trying to make their own dick look bigger.

Granted, the picture in the OP is about Reality Kings trying to make Criss Strokes' dick look bigger, but that doesn't mean everyone else is constantly doing the same thing. If the scene in question were in a video, and the camera were moving, and you didn't really think to look at the base of his cock (why would you, that's not where the results of the measurement are?), you wouldn't notice. You'd see the 10" mark and think, "Damn, that's big."
 
Why go to the trouble of finding a different set, with the same girl, where she looks the same, with someone who looks like, but is not, Criss Strokes, to manipulate a measuring tape, to boost your confidence? Sure, people lie to themselves, but this type of delusion doesn't really feed one's ego.
It'd be very easy to find another hard dick in the room.
 
This a problem that has plagued engineers for centuries. You can't have true measurements without a proper datum.
 
...says the guy that has a photo in his profile that shows his dick BARELY as long as a Red Bull can (BTW a redbull can is 5.25" long). Seriously dude.

Haha, you're tempting me to use some obscure object as a reference when I submit my verification pic.

Like a He-Man figurine or a hostess twinkie or something .
 
The picture intrigued me so I did some photoshops from the video/photo shoot Precious Cargo.
Criss Strokes has an intersection of 2 "veins" along the left side of his cock that I determined to be roughly 5 inches from the head. I marked that "point" with an arrow.
 

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ive actually seen a photo of criss strokes measureing his dick, and it is 10 inches.
 
This thread is crazy. So many people don't want to believe that Mr Strokes has a slightly above average cock and not a gargantuan dong.

I saw a video of Criss Strokes not too long ago and I went from thinking it was big, to small and once or twice to huge. All depending on the camera angle and how Strokes (Jr.) was hangin'.

As for Snakebyte...I think he doth protest too much in regards to curvature. All of the literature on the subject says to measure on the top. Its a well known fact that there is a 0.5-1" difference between a top measurement and a side measurement. That's for EVERYONE, not just men with curved penises.

I am ~8" along the side but only ~7.5" on top :frown1:

But I'm still bigger than Criss Strokes :tongue:
 
Based on what I see, I can't give him a millimeter more than 7" flat. That being said, there are two things that need to be pointed out:

#1 - apparently 7" is freaking LONG. He is clearly longer than MANY other famous pornstars based on comparisons to matching girls. Hell, I'm only 6.25" and every girl I've been with has been surprised by my size. I always thought 6" was average but studies show that average is more like 5.5" The percentage of guys longer than 6" drops dramatically.

#2 - a vast majority of guys (and girls) either do not know how to measure a cock, or refuse to be honest about their real size. No matter what the data collection method is, measurements are always skewed 1-2" longer than what they should be. These days I just subtract 2" off of any claim I read to get a good idea of what the measurement really is.

This is by far the most real post on this site in regards to #1.

If you ever sleep with experienced girls they will tell you over 6inch starts to get big. Unfortunately the internet is full of fictional stories of people sleeping with several partners who have 8 inches.