Dane Cook
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OK, here's my two cents on this burning issue:
First of all, I'm a HUGE fan of Dane Cook. I've seen most of his movies and his TV specials. I love the guy and think he's super hot and sexy.
1. I agree that it DOES sound just like Dane Cook talking.
2. Near the beginning of the video, around the 40-45 mark, we do see
a quick glimpse of the side of the guy's face. Pause it there if you
can. I think it looks a LOT like Dan Cook's profile!
3. Also, at one point we see most of his chest and his stomach area.
The guy looks like he's in very good shape. Cook was in super shape
when he made Good Luck Chuck, which was about a year ago and
that was when this tape was submitted.
My conclusion: It's Dane Cook!
If it walks like a duck and look likes a duck and sounds like a duck....
First of all, I'm a HUGE fan of Dane Cook. I've seen most of his movies and his TV specials. I love the guy and think he's super hot and sexy.
1. I agree that it DOES sound just like Dane Cook talking.
2. Near the beginning of the video, around the 40-45 mark, we do see
a quick glimpse of the side of the guy's face. Pause it there if you
can. I think it looks a LOT like Dan Cook's profile!
3. Also, at one point we see most of his chest and his stomach area.
The guy looks like he's in very good shape. Cook was in super shape
when he made Good Luck Chuck, which was about a year ago and
that was when this tape was submitted.
My conclusion: It's Dane Cook!
If it walks like a duck and look likes a duck and sounds like a duck....
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If that weren't Dane Cook, I would be surprised.He has that "I've got sinus trouble" voice. Just because his hair isn't gelled, doesn't mean it's not him.
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I am disappointed. I thought Dane Cook would've had a fatter cock. After all, he talks about how big his cock is in his stand up comedy specials. And judging from the video...that girl was bored. She had to play with herself.
Yeah, I think that it is Dane Cook. He doesn't shut up EVEN during sex.
Yeah, I think that it is Dane Cook. He doesn't shut up EVEN during sex.
Oh, I didn't realize he talked about his dick. Whoever that guy is in the video, certainly would do him proud. What does he say exactly, Invisibleman? Tks.
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He doesn't go into specifics in his stand-up comedy routines. He talks about his "big fucking cock" and about doing it with a black woman. He even goes into detail about YOUPORN type sites. I guess to pique the interests of his fans to scour for a Dane Cook, big cock fuckfest.
And I am thinking he must have a monster cock. And I go on that website where that video is --I wasn't impressed. There are some fuckers on this site with NO notoriety in show biz with way bigger cocks. I felt bad for the girl. I think that she was paid to have sex with him. She wasn't turned on. She had to play with herself...so I bet she was thinking..."I could so be fucking Jason Statham right now!!!"
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He doesn't go into specifics in his stand-up comedy routines. He talks about his "big fucking cock" and about doing it with a black woman. He even goes into detail about YOUPORN type sites. I guess to pique the interests of his fans to scour for a Dane Cook, big cock fuckfest.
And I am thinking he must have a monster cock. And I go on that website where that video is --I wasn't impressed. There are some fuckers on this site with NO notoriety in show biz with way bigger cocks. I felt bad for the girl. I think that she was paid to have sex with him. She wasn't turned on. She had to play with herself...so I bet she was thinking..."I could so be fucking Jason Statham right now!!!"
Come on....how many guys do you know that have told people they have a bick dick and when you get their pants off it's not THAT big!!! EVERY man tells people they have a big one!
i have a female friend who had sex with Dane Cook. She said he wouldn't shut up about his big cock, and that she couldn't keep from laughing because it wasn't that big. She said it wasn't small, but it was average.
Not sure if that guy in the vid is Dane Cook, but he does seem to be talking a lot. i should show my friend and see what she says.
Not sure if that guy in the vid is Dane Cook, but he does seem to be talking a lot. i should show my friend and see what she says.
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Honestly, I don't tell everyone that I have a big cock...but if I wear certain pants and shorts they'll know I have something that has potential. Aside from Dane Cook's <sarcasm>big cock</sarcasm>...I think that Dane is a funny guy--- he does have a really nice ass...but not much cock. If he is going to buy some prostitute...don't videotape them talking about "hurting them with their big cocks" and asking them "if they like getting fucked with his 'big cock'?
". Because if she has to play with herself and not look like she got discounted 30 percent on her asking fee to fuck Dane Cook...girlfriend wasn't amused at all with Dane (and neither was I). I have been with guys who were definately bigger. I have EVEN seen drag queens out of drag with bigger cocks than Dane Cook. Regarding Dane Cook, its obvious that his schtick is to be "bad boy" because he's been working on his body and attempting to be a stud since he realized he wasn't naturally one--most likely as a teen. This way he can suggest how "hot" and hung he is and its all couched in over the top comedy. The truth is, hung or not, you have to appreciate the nerdy/silly side of him that always comes out (just watch his films--its his best "acting" because its really him) and hints at him being a sensitive (obviously at least bi) passive man who is trying to be tough, sexy (what other comedian constantly flaunts his body in sexual situations that are constructed to flatter him?) aggressively hetero. Its textbook psychology.... I'll bet he privately thrives on any sexual attention and his flawed "I-can't-get-out-of-my-own-way" persona must be very hot when he is honest. I for one would like to slap his face, tell him to get real and then suck on every part of his body. So there.
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That must be Dane Cook--not just because of the body and the voice and the chat--he mentions something about her expecting "Mickey Dick" and Cook has a thing for associations with Mickey Mouse. In his latest film he's seen in a "Mickey Rat" t-shirt (it has a very long nose)... Must say,who ever it may be he fucks her in doggy style and with the finger in the ass and the slaps its like a guy whose been practicing on guys rather than girls. There is no sexuality with her, just obsession with his own cock and trying to prove what a stud he is. But damn, would I like to be very drunk with him in a snowed in cabin.
he fucks her in doggy style and with the finger in the ass and the slaps its like a guy whose been practicing on guys rather than girls. There is no sexuality with her, just obsession with his own cock and trying to prove what a stud he is. But damn, would I like to be very drunk with him in a snowed in cabin.
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Wow I am a semi-Dane Cook fan and I have to say that IMO, its really him in this video. Naturally, I highly doubted it because why would a guy of his stature do porn and risk his career? Well that I 'll never know the answer to but he freakin did it. The profile of his face, the long body and limbs, the big hands, the goth bracelet. And then the way he slapped the girls ass at the end. I just knew it had to be him. Plus, if he said he was uncut, that looks uncut to me- you could tell by how much thicker the shaft is than the head. By the way, I dont have volume on my computer so I cant hear the voice but I still think its him. I wonder why the hell he would do this?
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