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There's a scene in Good Luck Chuck at the beginning where he is shown with a hardon hidden behind his swim trunks or underwear. Some one should get a screen cap of that and post it in here for comments.
 
I usually don't like too much of Dane, but this one joke he said about wiping a vagina with a dirtier vagina (something like that) had me rolling LMAO!!! Please correct me if I'm wrong, I need to laugh at that again!!!
 
invisibleman said:


But I liked the Comedy Central Presents...Dane Cook special. The routine about him wanting to be a snake and wanting to have the fangs and venom. He could slither around biting people he met. That had me laughing in tears. I also liked the routine about him wanting to be the alien creature from the movie ALIEN. He wanted to have the acid spit so he could fuck up people with the spit.
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Mr_Hardcock said:
YouTube - Dane Cook-Snake and Alien
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THAT WAS THE ONE!!! Hehehe. Dane Cook went insane to hilarity in sixty seconds on that routine.


sumyungguy said:
I usually don't like too much of Dane, but this one joke he said about wiping a vagina with a dirtier vagina (something like that) had me rolling LMAO!!! Please correct me if I'm wrong, I need to laugh at that again!!!
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That one was funny. Another one of his crazy alpha male comedy routines. I think that he was recounting the one time he went down on a woman. He said that she smelled like she wiped her vagina with a dirty vagina.
 
invisibleman said:
Yeah, my favorite line was: "My cell phone tobogganed off of my massive chest and when it hit my big fat cock...that was it." :mischievous:

And the part about his black girlfriend telling him "Fuck me-- you white piece of shit!!!"--even though that was kinda racist...kinda turned me on.

But I liked the Comedy Central Presents...Dane Cook special. The routine about him wanting to be a snake and wanting to have the fangs and venom. He could slither around biting people he met. That had me laughing in tears. I also liked the routine about him wanting to be the alien creature from the movie ALIEN. He wanted to have the acid spit so he could fuck up people with the spit.

I remember watching Dane Cook doing stand up routines earlier in his career. I thought that he was brilliant. But there are people that hate him. I can understand why. He seems to be very alpha male. Alpha males are abrasive at times.
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Screaming other people's bits does not make them his.
 
I would say he has a short thik piece of meat..love his ass tho. Like to slap that puppy and bend it over.
 
I have to admit, that I do enjoy Dane's comedy. I don't like people who steal, though.

IMO, he takes other's routines and experiences and makes them funnier. He's polarizing. Some absolutely love him, and others can't stand him...which is a good way to be.


...and about the "big fat cock" thing, I totally knew that as soon as that was aired there'd be someone on here going, "DOES DANE COOK HAVE A BIG FAT COCK!?!?!?!"

Funny and quite predictable we've gotten.
 
I watched Dane Cook's latest stand-up show entitled, "Dane Cook: Isolated Incident." In it, he refers a couple of times to his "big fat cock"--his own words.

Maybe he was just joking, but then again--maybe not. :wink:

Anyone have any definite info about his cock--length, thickness, etc.?
Also, he told a "joke" once about a guy giving him a blow job. Can anyone say which team Dane Cook is on--gay, straight, bi?

I think the dude is quite the stud--super sexy and hot!

Thanks!
 
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