Oh come on now, let's just be real and honest here. There's a big difference between wanting to be David's friend, compared to just wanting to get in his pants.
Cause in all seriousness at this point in his life there are two groups of people in the David Laid universe.
One is the group of people who want to be his friend because he's "DAVID LAID", and the second group are the guys and gals who just want him sexually. David is just one of many hot guys on social media who fall into this category.