Decorating with dick?

[leapyear]

midlifebear thanks for such a wonderful story!

The Rick OWEN's boutique in Palais Royale, Paris has a life size wax work sculpture of Rick himself that is detailed down to the hair on his knuckles. The sculpture is a full revealing nude that the staff keeps tastefully draped unless you ask nicely and they'll gladly whip off the clothe and let you see Rick in his finest. Well worth, erm, boning up on yer French for a look-see!

As for this war of words between Madmax and Miss Kitty Litter you've become pedantic and frankly boring, take it out of the schoolyard and write one another in yer mailboxes.

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

MidBear...you always have great stories. Thanks for sharing. I think it puts this thread into perspective.

 

[NoH8]

All this talk of dick decorations has made me reassess my interior designs. Now I have my eye on something understated, elegant but unmistakeably peen. I imagine it would be appropriate in a Trump residence.

Funny funny funny, Trump Tower indeed.

Did poor old Maxcock get banned?! He was being persecuted in this thread. I don't know about any others. We miss you Maxy, you may be opinionated but your opinions are always backed up and usually right.

Your presence adds good sense and intelligence to any (many and various) thread you are in. Prickly yes, abusive no. Helga was right.

Hope to see you return very soon. Just put that damned six shooter down OK?:wink:

 

[deleted3782]

Ran across this thread and it reminded me of a party I attended two weeks ago in Spokane Washington. It was in the new home of an older gay couple, one of the pair was giving tours. The couple was pragmatic in designing an extra bedroom downstairs for their older years with no thresholds, a urinal in the bathroom (both were guys, why not?). Then we went upstairs.

The first room was described as the office of one of the guys. We all filed into the room, and quickly noticed there was dick everywhere. Dick photographs, dick paintings, dick sculpture, antique dicks. There was no where you could turn to avoid seeing dick.

The owner then drew our attention to a wall with several shelves made of picture frames (covered with dick-art), and said "These art-shelves can be easily duplicated by any of you at home. Simply go to your local craftstore, and ask for their scrap picture-frame boneyard..." My friend and I gave each other a look...why the use of the word boneyard? We were literally surrounded by boners!

This tour included people from all over the state, and even a conservative state senator. I didn't ask the senator what he thought about thte dick room, but he was quiet the whole time. Another woman made a comment after the tour that if she didn't know these two men were gay, she would never have known that fact. Obviously, she was blind.

In their bedroom a few of us noticed a doorway that was not acknowledged on the tour. We asked where the door led, and the owner said it was the office of the other partner and was not open for the tour. I can just imagine...

Decorating with dick might be the newest fashion trend...coming soon to a house near you?

 

[jjsjr]

Friend's house: at the base of their stairs is a HUGE portrait painting of the wife nude and artistically "asleep" on this blue quilt. It's supremely distracting....

It's not dick, but it's a similar situation.

 

[curious_angel]

*Self indulgent bump*

Still my favourite thread title.

 

[deleted3782]

*Self indulgent bump*

Still my favourite thread title.

Ran across this thread and it reminded me of a party I attended ... in the new home of an older gay couple, ...there was dick everywhere. Dick photographs, dick paintings, dick sculpture, antique dicks. There was no where you could turn to avoid seeing dick...This tour included ...a conservative state senator...Another woman made a comment after the tour that if she didn't know these two men were gay,

Thanks for reminding me of this experience. Curious, do we need to redecorate your house? :tongue:

 

[OhWiseOne]

X, if I didn't know better I would say you are looking for a pilot run on the Home and Garden network. I would suggest using NY's home for the first show. :tongue:

 

[nudeyorker]

X, if I didn't know better I would say you are looking for a pilot run on the Home and Garden network. I would suggest using NY's home for the first show. :tongue:

It's even better now. A friend of ours was working on an art project and took nude photos of us and made life size paper dolls out of the photographs (front and back) Right now they are standing in the foyer while we try to decide what to do with them.

 

[693987]

It's even better now. A friend of ours was working on an art project and took nude photos of us and made life size paper dolls out of the photographs (front and back) Right now they are standing in the foyer while we try to decide what to do with them.

Oh my gosh! I want to see these!

 

[nudeyorker]

Oh my gosh! I want to see these!

They made the UPS man gasp (and smile)!

 

[OhWiseOne]

It's even better now. A friend of ours was working on an art project and took nude photos of us and made life size paper dolls out of the photographs (front and back) Right now they are standing in the foyer while we try to decide what to do with them.

Yard art maybe????? Invisions a greek temple....:tongue:

Well the thread is called "decorating with dick".... :redface:

 

[curious_angel]

Thanks for reminding me of this experience. Curious, do we need to redecorate your house? :tongue:

As a nod to this thread I have been rearranging every fruit bowl I've encountered. A banana and two ripe passion fruit were undoubtedly my best work.

I feel I'm ready for the next step. Fruit is tame. I'm ready for some exwhyzee dick decoration.

 

[JohnnyRoulette]

While I am all for decorating and free thinking creativity, I have to wonder how I would explain a dick lamp with a light bulb for the head. It just seems a touch too much for me.

 

[erratic]

Don't you mean...dickorating?


Or would PAs and pejazzling be dickorating?

The only dicks I have decorating my place are the real ones. Lots of casual nudity around here. If I did have dicks-as-artwork I'd probably have some of Vangelis Kyris' stuff going on. It manages to be classical and a bit lurid without being gauche or pretentious.