Do you do Haiku?

[earllogjam]

Turtle neck pops out
Revealing a shiny head
Longing for a mouth

 

[transformer_99]

Mullet haiku ?

 

[burns1de]

Mullet haiku ?

Business in the front,
Permed, pressed, glossy rows of hair
Party in the back

 

[Ethyl]

Business in the front,
Permed, pressed, glossy rows of hair
Party in the back

:lmao:

 

[Principessa]

I cannot lie here
Big cocks are the best for me
Small ones do nothing

​

 

[earllogjam]

Catching someone's eye
Secret desires reveal
Rich fantasy life

 

[Pecker]

10 second soundbite
Presidential candidate
400 dollar haircut.

 

[burns1de]

Throbbing erection,
The master of my domain,
Naw, I still jerk it.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Sweeping away pain
Hoping for yet another
Blissful happiness


Thrashing at my soul
Lost voices of childhood
Ripping me apart


Green grass freshly cut
Mixing with the scent of rain
Always makes me smile

 

[burns1de]

Politically, I'm an equal-opportunity haiku artist:

He's at it again,
Bush fumbled the Premier's name,
Impeach his behind.

And here's one for the right-wingers:

Pinkos are whining,
Hmph, global warming my ass,
Lower my taxes!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I enjoyed reading all of those - even the silly ones - thank you all.
Haiku really are very soothing. Puts me in mind of the idea to change windows error messages to haiku. Much better idea - here are 2 examples (not my own work):

Your problem exists
Between your keyboard and chair
Stop and look within


Thousand line program,
you are just one line away.
NT must reboot.


As for me?
Mind is too narrow
to create haiku today
will try again anon...

 

[Principessa]

I was going through an old journal and found these haiku. I wrote them on 9/19/01.

the numbness is gone
our hope fades as days pass
there are no bodies

memories are sharp
the rubble holds many loves
widows and orphans​

smoke and soot sear eyes
rescue is now recovery
ashes are the dead​

 

[burns1de]

Big dicks are plenty,
Right here in L P S G,
Women are few, though

 

[naughty]

My mind is blank
My pen is ready
Uh................

This has to stop
Like Lays potato chips
You cant stop with one

You run from me
I am not chasing
time for medication

 

[burns1de]

My mind is blank
My pen is ready
Uh................

That poem is wrong,
You do not respect the flow,
It's five, seven, five.

:wink:

 

[naughty]

That poem is wrong,
You do not respect the flow,
It's five, seven, five.

:wink:

I get it now, sir
Please dont beat us po chillins'
we be's tryin hard

 

[burns1de]

I get it now, sir
Please dont beat us po chillins'
we be's tryin hard

This is much better,
The Force is strong within you,
Feel the flow, go wild.

 

[naughty]

This is much better,
The Force is strong within you,
Feel the flow, go wild.

I truly feel it
It is lodged in my throat
Excuse my burping

 

[burns1de]

Let is all out, Miss,
Do not be phased by haters,
Garlic breath is hot.

 

[naughty]

Let is all out, Miss,
Do not be phased by haters,
Garlic breath is hot.

It's coming up!
The freedom of a good burp
Is like no other.