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Tight_N_Juicy

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I have a pair of flip flops, and a pair of sneakers.

I do have something like 4-5 pairs of heels, but they were all gifts from female family members who think I need to expand my wardrobe. Born brand, they're actually nice shoes. Just not my style.

I only use them as handle bars. Well, HE uses them as handle bars :imp::bomb:
 

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Severe lack of sneaker choices there. No Converse, Puma, Sketcher!
 

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My apologies, I see the Connies now since not on my phone. I have like 5 or 6 pairs of those, numerous flats and mary janes (some MBT brand, some Sofft with a lil heel), some runners, couple pair of cute winter boots (no heel), and some vintage heels which I never wear.
 

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I own Docs, Connies, flip-flops and Mary Jane's.

I have big ass feet. Finding womangs shoes that would not require the surgical removal of my toes ain't easy. Then again, I think most women's shoes are designed for women without pinky toes.
 

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I own Docs, Connies, flip-flops and Mary Jane's.

I have big ass feet. Finding womangs shoes that would not require the surgical removal of my toes ain't easy. Then again, I think most women's shoes are designed for women without pinky toes.
And I bet your big ass feet are perfectly shaped. Women’s shoes, pointy and high-heeled, tend to cause bunions, hammertoes and misshapen anomalies. They cripple the female foot. I also have lovely feet. My shoes are pretty, but generally flat and comfortable. Room for all the piggies.

I will not diss my sisters if they wear cripple wear :), because damn! Those high heels sure are purty!
 
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Well it might just be easier to say I don't have crocs
 
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I own crocs. Garden crocs. And croc flips flops. (Should I have posted this in the Shame thread?) :eek:

Ummmm...

OMG! LaFemme!!! Is that a shirtless Jason Momoa behind you?!?!?

*Escapes thread*
 

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Ummmm...

OMG! LaFemme!!! Is that a shirtless Jason Momoa behind you?!?!?

*Escapes thread*
What?! Jason?! Where?

Backy? Where’d you go?

You know, once I slipped on my crocs to take out the garbage before work and forgot to take them off when I went to work. Omg. The horror. The shame. I thought my supervisor was going to put a bag over my head and traffic cones around me. “It was an accident!” I explained, but she just shook her head sadly, canceled all my appointments for the day and made me sit at my desk all day so I could think about what I had done.
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What?! Jason?! Where?

Backy? Where’d you go?

You know, once I slipped on my crocs to take out the garbage before work and forgot to take them off when I went to work. Omg. The horror. The shame. I thought my supervisor was going to put a bag over my head and traffic cones around me. “It was an accident!” I explained, but she just shook her head sadly, canceled all my appointments for the day and made me sit at my desk all day so I could think about what I had done.
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Hahahahahaha!

Once I took the rubbish out to the bin on my way to work. Pulled up in the carpark... And noticed the bin bag in the passenger seat next to me. At least I hadn't put the seat belt on it.

I have also gone to work with my "shower bun" in. You know, the one that is so far forward and tight so you don't get your hair wet that it looks like a unicorn horn? I didn't notice until I went to the loo and saw myself in the mirror.
 

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Hahahahahaha!

Once I took the rubbish out to the bin on my way to work. Pulled up in the carpark... And noticed the bin bag in the passenger seat next to me. At least I hadn't put the seat belt on it.

I have also gone to work with my "shower bun" in. You know, the one that is so far forward and tight so you don't get your hair wet that it looks like a unicorn horn? I didn't notice until I went to the loo and saw myself in the mirror.
Well, now if we’re going share THOSE stories, I’ve taken the work garbage home with me. Was going to drive it to the bin, but forgot and drove it home with me. I too, did not buckle it up.

I have also worn my clothes inside out to work. Three times in fact. Wish I could blame the lighting, or sleepiness. But no. Just not paying attention. Also wore two different shoes to work one day. One black and one navy. Thought I had developed a limp.
 
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Well, now if we’re going share THOSE stories, I’ve taken the work garbage home with me. Was going to drive it to the bin, but forgot and drove it home with me. I too, did not buckle it up.

I have also worn my clothes inside out to work. Three times in fact. Wish I could blame the lighting, or sleepiness. But no. Just not paying attention. Also wore two different shoes to work one day. One black and one navy. Thought I had developed a limp.

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

We are very busy people!!!!
 
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