I had fun breaking him in. His last BF was the size of his thumb. He learned to wrap those long legs around me and take the whole thing.carter2006 said:
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If the Arabs hadn't taken you're 9 inch dildo you'd be able to do something about it :fest06:carter2006 said:
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My perfect guy (in order of importance):
* Must be an expert at neck rubs or willing to learn.
* Good southern manners
* A wild sense of humor and knows when it's not appropriate
* Strong beliefs and faith, not necessarily religion
* Well-groomed (smooth or not, I don't care - just keep it under control)
* Enjoys lots of romance and passionate sex, but pretty vanilla
* Outgoing, not outspoken
* Versatile, must have a butt, 4"+ cock. I'm not sure what my upper limit is.
* Reasonably wealthy - enough to travel and enjoy life, not so much that we don't work.
* Must be an expert at neck rubs or willing to learn.
* Good southern manners
* A wild sense of humor and knows when it's not appropriate
* Strong beliefs and faith, not necessarily religion
* Well-groomed (smooth or not, I don't care - just keep it under control)
* Enjoys lots of romance and passionate sex, but pretty vanilla
* Outgoing, not outspoken
* Versatile, must have a butt, 4"+ cock. I'm not sure what my upper limit is.
* Reasonably wealthy - enough to travel and enjoy life, not so much that we don't work.
Don't worry, you'll never have to tell it again:biggrin1:carter2006 said:at:
Wish I'd never told that story now!
lol
That's some of the funniest shit I've ever heard here!
I like bad boys. Scruffy, leather jacket wearing, Marlboro smoking bad boys.
When it comes to girls, I'm pretty specific. The only way they're breaking through my barrier of faggotry is if they have short black hair, a lip ring, a fragile, dainty-looking body, and a scrappy "I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU SCREW WITH ME OMG" attitude. That pretty much describes the only three girls I've ever been attracted to.
When it comes to girls, I'm pretty specific. The only way they're breaking through my barrier of faggotry is if they have short black hair, a lip ring, a fragile, dainty-looking body, and a scrappy "I'LL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU SCREW WITH ME OMG" attitude. That pretty much describes the only three girls I've ever been attracted to.
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