I don't even know what fruitcake is supposed to be. Yes the one I got was bad, it had little blue, green and red pieces of "fruit". Fruitcake is also a JOKE and if it were decent it would not be. I like Panettone and even a bad one is okay, but a bad fruitcake is inedible.
A cake with fruit in
basically.
But whatever you had clearly didn't qualify on either count. Sounds like it had dried fruit and stuff in it...ugh! A bad fruitcake is awful I quite agree. I'm not sure what you mean by
it's a joke though. I'm not a
fan of Panettone truth be told, though I do east it - but I don't consider it a joke or 'terrible', merely not a favourite.
Marmite on the other hand, that's the bile of Lucifer...:tongue:
You know, I saw one being made on a TV cooking show the other day and it did look quite tasty. (In fact, the segment was meant to show what a good fruit cake is like). The cake ended up looking moist and delicious. Plus, the thought of nuts in anything makes me giddy.:biggrin:
That's the thing, a
properly made fruit cake where the fruit has been marinated for ages and there's a liberal amount of one's chosen tipple and it's cooked properly is a world apart from the mass produced dried out, crumbly rubbish one buys in the shops.
I don't much like nuts so I prefer cakes with them on top.