I recently retired so I'm home everyday. There is nothing more freeing then to be able to walk around naked. My husband leaves for work at 6:15 and from the minute I wake up until until around 3:00 I'm bare assed. I do the housework, laundry, cook and everything else including taking care of the dogs all done totally naked. I have learned that it seriously cuts down on the amount of laundry I have to do. There are only two 2 story homes on my street, the one at the beginning of the street and mine which is in the middle. All of the rest are ranch styles. Last year just prior to retiring I spent about 15K to have a solid pressure treated deck board fence put up to totally enclose the back yard. You can't see between the slats at all. I hated to at first because we are so friendly with the neighbors and at first I think it hurt their feelings, but we've been friends for so long I just told them the truth, I told them when I retire I'm going to become a "home nudist". They laughed and thought that was the funniest thing. They soon realized that I wasn't kidding when the fence started going up. It was so liberating that first time last year when I could spend time reading or watching the news in the morning with coffee just sitting outside naked. With no other two story house where folks could possibly look down into the back of my yard it's wonderful. It's awesome to grill out naked as well standing there sipping on a cocktail. My husband doesn't have as strong a desire to be that free but he does sit out on the screen in porch on the weekends naked while he enjoys his coffee. We have also had some great sex on the deck now that no one can watch.
Yesterday I mowed the backyard, at first I started out wearing only a Bike Throwback Edition jock. It felt awesome. Half way through I took it off and mowed the rest of the yard naked. Then proceeded to weed with the weed eater. Had a near miss when it kicked back a piece of mulch. It hit me in my inner thigh just above the knee. That was it, time to put the jock back on. So mowing nude, totally doable, weed eating nude, not so much...... maybe next week I'll wear a Bike jock with a hard cup for that chore.
Funny 'caught naked story', in May we received a postcard from the power company saying that the tree crews would be coming around sometime in the future to look at the trees in the backyard of every home in the neighborhood to determine if they needed to be cut back away from the power lines. I have since learned that limbs need to be cut 10 feet back and away from all lines. Sometime in late June I had just finished mowing, yes naked, and was relaxing with eyes closed on the deck listening to the water fountain in the garden and kind of halfway stroking my semi. I didn't hear the gate door open because of the fountain but I did hear the voices of the two tree trimmers as they came around the corner and there I was - dick in hand. The first guy immediately threw his arm out in front of the second as if to stop him from moving. He just looked at me and said, "Sorry, sorry, we're the tree crew for the power company, we came to look at the trees,we can come back" His partner looked up and saw me laying naked and just said, 'oh shit man'.
I just said, "go ahead its fine" His reply was "if you're sure". They were in and out in record time. Before they left I asked them when they thought they would be coming back to trim. He grinningly said, "I not sure but we'll mark this address a 'call first' before trimming." They both waved as they left. I told my husband when he got home, he laughed so hard he had tears rolling down his face.
