If I want to keep things neat, I prevent the cum from flying by squeezing the tip of my dick as I cum. The squeezing intensifies the orgasm. I then allow the cum to ooze out into a napkin.
I make a mess no matter what. Big shooter. As such, I hate shooting on myself because it means taking a shower afterwards. Not always in a position to do that. And really, 1 shower a day is enough. Don't need to be taking 3 or 4 hah. If I want to blow at my comp, I'll use 2 socks (double up for enhanced cleanliness). Otherwise, we've got this basin in the laundry room that gets the water from the washing machine emptied into it. It's really a perfect set-up cuz it's basically self cleaning and since it's a big basin I can unload without worrying about overshoots.
To those that can get by with kleenix or napkins: lucky bastards.
I have a decent downward curve so it's a catch rag for me. Almost always gets all over my jackin' hand, though. My favorite is sitting on a hard surface (like the floor) with my back up against a solid surface (like the couch), legs spread far apart. Like in the video I've posted in my gallery. It just feels best that way...I really spread 'em when my wife sucks me off, too. Gives her very nice access to my balls and below!
I don't care much, but usually I shoot on my chest and abs, then wipe down with whatever. If I'm at the computer, then sometimes I let it ooze or shoot into a towel. Once in a while, I shoot into my hand just for the hell of it, but last time I did that I had a mess on the floor to clean up, from the overshoot.
When I was a kid I used to love to kneel in front of the fire place and shoot my load directly into the burning coals - the heat would bring me off nicely and the sound of my spunk boiling on the embers was exciting!
I would sometimes shoot onto my body but I'd always end up with a belly button full of spunk - quite difficult to clean out.
Now I just pour out my cum onto any wipeable surface and mop up with tissues.
I like to shoot on myself (if i have time), cuz i masterred a good quick stomach/chest-showering. For quick ones, to minimize the cleaning, usually in the sink in the bathroom or in old boxers. Yeah, out my balcony if summer night too
As long as it's not on my clothes, I don't care. There's nothing worse than getting a big strand on a black t-shirt or something. Stains really bad, and there's no other substance in the world you can pass it off as if someone happens to see it in the laundry basket, except maybe toothpaste, and even then it's 50/50 as to whether they buy it.
I like cumming on his/her face while sitting on the chest. Otherwise, now I usually hit my neck and chest and head for the shower. Used to be it hit the headboard and that was usually a pain to clean.
I used to just cum and let it fly when I lived at home, but I was always careful to do either standing up, kneeling, or pushing my dick down or to the side after I learned the hard way you can never predict how far it will shoot. I've been taken by surprise by a few loads before.
Ever since I started school I used two socks for the cleanup, because otherwise I have to play find the cumshot and the clean-up is a mess. I only get so much time alone so I don't want to spend half of it showering and cleaning up everything.
i have a small garbage can by my favorite chair for wanking. When I get to the point of no return I just aim my dick in the can and keep stroking care free.