I am a part of one of those families that loves family reunions, the family being my father's side of the family. We would usually all head out to some centralized location and book a large hotel and I would end up in a suite with the male cousins around my age (typically six of them and I would have to split a bed with one) well when I started to really develop at 14 I was told by my father that the typical sleepwear of briefs should be replaced by baggy shorts. I didn't exactly know why, and my father wouldn't explain, the typical 'because' or 'I told you so' were the response. I went to the reunion and the first night when all of my cousins were stripping down, I did too. My cousin Frank was apparently watching and pointed at me and said, "look he's stuffing his underpants". After a few moments of mob taunting my cousin Bobbie pulled my underwear down and the whole room went quiet. I think there was admiration more than jealousy, I ran to the bathroom... years later at my cousin Frank's Bachelor Party he said to me (quite slurred) "I wish I had that monster you have, she'd be screaming bloody murder” it’s funny because at 6 feet even I’m the shortest of all my cousins, yet I got the largest penis... I guess it's a consolation prize.