Same here. My ex often told me about the conversations she had with her friends about it. She was even nice enough to supply me with some of their AIM convos on the subject. haha I didnt mind at all but it sure did make for some awkward moments when hanging out with, or being introduced to, these friends of hers.
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Same here. My ex often told me about the conversations she had with her friends about it. She was even nice enough to supply me with some of their AIM convos on the subject. haha I didnt mind at all but it sure did make for some awkward moments when hanging out with, or being introduced to, these friends of hers.
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i've never had a gf measure it, but once with an almost one-night stand...met her in a bar, she was pretty much gorgeous. told her anything i could think of to get her in bed. we ended up going back to her place, and she wanted to verify that i really was as big as i'd told her. yeah, she definitely knew how to measure right and i didn't get to have much fun after that.
Some girls LOVE to measure, i'm often suprised by how easily a tape measure is found. Generally girls measure from the balls up which produces a very flattering result! If a girl measures (correctly i guess) along the top then I know she's been told thats how cock is measured. Some girls aren't concerned with knowing size........big is a broad church. Since the advent of the mobile phone with a camera I find girls like to take a photo, do you find this guys?
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I can't count how many cell phone shots of my cock have been taken at this point.
I've never had a girlfriend and if I did have a female consensual submissive or even slave (this is different than having a girlfriend) I wouldn't let her measure me since I don't care about size even though I have a big cock, and I've NEVER measured any of my ex boyfriends or the men who I've dated at all. If they want to tell me their size or ask me mine it's fine but there's no point in measuring it.
Every party i go to theres at least two or three bitches with a tape measure. It seems like they really are all looking for huge dicks, the bigger the better. I fall into the average group, but we have some big boys on our sports team and they are real popular. The top 3 we call the Tripods!
never. Never had a woman ask, never would let a woman do it if she did ask. First, as I always say here, I'd rather she think I'm 8" than know I'm 7". Secondly, most chicks only measure because they want to make the guy feel proud about it, not because they really give a damn about the exact dimensions of it. And I don't really want some broad feeling she has to massage my ego.
I did have a woman ask if I'd ever measured it. I (lied and) said no. She then asked if she could tell me how long she thought it was. I said no. She said "I think you'd like the number I have in mind." I told her to forget it, not interested in her estimate.
Just gross, IMHO. How many women would be ok with a dude whipping out a measuring tape and measuring her bust, her waist, her hips? Not many. And how about shoving a ruler in her snatch and measuring how deep she is? Can't think of any woman who'd be ok with that.
To me it's none of my friends'/lovers' business what the exact dimensions of my body parts are.
I did have a woman ask if I'd ever measured it. I (lied and) said no. She then asked if she could tell me how long she thought it was. I said no. She said "I think you'd like the number I have in mind." I told her to forget it, not interested in her estimate.
Just gross, IMHO. How many women would be ok with a dude whipping out a measuring tape and measuring her bust, her waist, her hips? Not many. And how about shoving a ruler in her snatch and measuring how deep she is? Can't think of any woman who'd be ok with that.
To me it's none of my friends'/lovers' business what the exact dimensions of my body parts are.
are you fucking kidding me? Have I spent my entire life in the only normal plane of reality while everyone else is in freaktown? I don't get it.
"Every party" you go to has MULTIPLE women with actual tape measures in their possession, waiting to measure dudes' dicks? WHAT? This is so far off the deep end that I can't even comprehend the type of mind that could conjure up an idea like that.
Honestly, is every freak on the internet on LPSG? Sometimes I think so.
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This site should be renamed from Large Penis Support Group to Bullshit Stories About Dicks.. BSAD.org! Love it!
The real question, from a socio-psychological perspective is: Why are people so compelled to lie about dick size? THAT, to me, is interesting.
There's more to the site than just dicks. As someone told me, this site is only as sexual as you make it.
Try not to let it bother you when people lie about their dick size. You won't be sleeping with them and I hope you won't be associating with them, so why even care?
Thanks, its entirely possible she came prepared, but she seemed more the girl who notched her own belt. There have been others who wanted to cause they heard a rumor and just had to know.
