Yeah, my dad one time and my uncle anotherHYE been caught pleasuring yourself?
No, but that sounds fun in a clumsy way lolYes but caught my mistake in time to edit or delete it.
Have you ever had sex on a diving board and fallen off into the pool?
I have tried to get caught by having both my wife and my male love (yes, I am a cad) suck my dick and jerk me off in the car in a public place but nobody seemed to notice. I am pretty sure that my long time male lover's wife saw or heard us making love, but since she is dependent on him, she said nothing. Besides, I am a better lover than she is.No, but that sounds fun in a clumsy way lol
Have you ever gotten caught having sex in a public place? (Bonus points if it was by law enforcement or a security guard)
No never have, not guilty hereSeriously?
Let me reboot this again.
Have you ever messed up the "Have You Ever" thread by not asking the next question to be answered JUST 6 HOURS AND 14 MINUTES AFTER THE LAST TIME I HAD TO RESTART THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!?
Nope, no dude is ever going to suck my dick with beer or without!OK have you ever... had another dude suck your dick with a mouth full of beer?
NoNope, no dude is ever going to suck my dick with beer or without!
Have you ever wondered why people can't follow simple directions when browsing and replying in these type of threads in LPSG?
Yes. Well a blowjob lol.Yes. A girl I went to school with.
Have you ever had someone agree to have sex with you simply because it was your birthday?