Have you ever....

[lapdog2001]

No, but I've been late for work because we decided having some fun was the most important thing at the time. Never regretted it a single time!

HYE called in 'sick' so you could stay in bed and fuck?

 

[deleted3995701]

I did and I told them why and took the shit the next day.

hye had a fwb cancel so you called up an ex to fuck?

 

[1069369]

Nah. Hye had a night of whorehouse hopping where you went from one brothel to another unimpressed with what was on offer. And ended up back home jerking off?

 

[shephusky]

Nope

HYE had a chance to fuck 2 pussys at the same time, side by side?

 

[1069369]

Oh yes. I’m Vietnam. One was 20 and the other 30. Both freshly shaved. Best time ever.

hye degusted two vaginas side by side, and noted down their distinct tastes in your notebook? Hehehe

 

[deleted15329811]

Nope im gay!
HYE grabbed boxed underwear off a department store shelf, taken it into a fitting room, jerked off, then fold and put it back on the shelf?

 

[1069369]

Lol no, that’s fucked up. But I know what those crusty marks were that I saw once lol.

hye fucked in a fitting room?

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE fucked in a public place and didn't get caught

 

[deleted15329811]

Fuck no jerk off yes
Have you ever been at a hotel swimming pool late no one around and just drop your trunks?

 

[shephusky]

Yes

HYE had sex in a hospital?

 

[halcyondays]

Yes

Have you ever lost track of a condom you filled and wondered who took it?

 

[shephusky]

No

HYE found a used condom and don't know where it came from?

 

[halcyondays]

Yes. There was lover's lane make-out spot where used condoms were strewn about.

Have you ever purchased a condom from a vending machine but the wrong size dropped out?

 

[ericbear]

No. Never used a vending machine, I had to special order my size, back when I still used condoms.

Have You Ever been introduced as "Here's [your name], another guy with a huge dick."?

Bonus HYE: Have you ever, shortly thereafter, fucked both the person who introduced you, as well as the one you were introduced to, right there on the dance floor?

 

[nhguy78]

Have You Ever been introduced as "Here's [your name], another guy with a huge dick."?

Bonus HYE: Have you ever, shortly thereafter, fucked both the person who introduced you, as well as the one you were introduced to, right there on the dance floor?

1) no, but my husband was paraded around a gay clothing optional campground and introduced to a bunch of guys. Creepy place. Sex-focused.

2) no, guys fuck on the dance floor?

HYE ejac on random surfaces just because (cleaned up of course)

 

[deleted3995701]

Yup, just a few times. Weight bench, floor, every space I lived in the first second I was alone to 'claim' it (it's a psychological thing)

hye cum out a window not knowing what was below?

 

[halcyondays]

No

Have you ever fucked a guy from behind in front of a full length mirror and he shot his load onto it?

 

[deleted3995701]

Nope, I just started looking in the mirror a year ago. Couldn't do it before.

hye jerked off in an LPSG zoom call?

 

[wrd51]

No

Have you ever walked in on a couple having sex, realized they didn't see you and stepped out without being noticed?

Yes. Roommate and his g/f

 

[1069369]

Hye blasted your cum all over the walls or cistern in a public toilet. And didn’t clean up the mess?