How do you fancy being liquified compost?

[Drifterwood]

BBC News - New body 'liquefaction' unit unveiled in Florida funeral home

I quite like the idea of helping my own flowers grow.

 

[helgaleena]

Scattering your ashes on the garden would be just as efficacious. Depends on whether the soil needs more acid or more ash I suppose, in each case.

 

[ArtofDesire]

There may be some merit to the process, however I dislike the idea of the residue being poured directly into the municipal water supply.

 

[D_Sam Rockswell]

Sounds like a cool idea, would also help the environment in some way. But i'll stick with the whole organ donor thingy.

 

[MickeyLee]

i wanna be pelleted and fed to fishies.

eta: after organ and tissue donation. i want the non-used bits ground down into fishies food.
hopefully koi fishies.

assuming my pact with a darklord for immortality doesn't pan out.

 

[SuckmeNOW]

My body is going to Medical Science. I all ready give blood and need to ask about a donor card.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

Scattering your ashes on the garden would be just as efficacious. Depends on whether the soil needs more acid or more ash I suppose, in each case.

But cremation would have created half again as much greenhouse gas, used seven times the energy, and released more mercury.

 

[LaFemme]

I'm not dying until I can be freeze dried.

Just like Taster's Choice.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I have told everybody close to me, including the girl I'm with now; There ain't nobody reducing ME to ashes, or for that matter, turning me into liquid. Just put me into a mausoleum with some other people, then go. Either that, if funeral costs get too expensive, just stick a ham bone up my ass, and leave me for the dogs.

 

[Horrible]

I want to be mounted and propped up in the corner.

 

[b.c.]

Jeez!!! What the fuck ever happened to a good old fashioned funeral pyre, I ask ye???

Light my ass up!

 

[witch]

I soooooooo want a Viking funeral ........

 

[Drifterwood]

Personally I quite like the idea of burial at sea. Well, they call it burial, in reality, you're just chucked over the side for the fish to eat.

 

[willow78]

I will die alone in a filthy squat. I will have 20 cats who form a guard of honour around my corpse until they get bored and eat me.

 

[The Dragon]

For some reason when I read liquified compost the first thing that comes to mind is pig effluent.

ekkkk...ummm.....no thanks.

 

[joyboytoy79]

There may be some merit to the process, however I dislike the idea of the residue being poured directly into the municipal water supply.

That's municipal WASTE supply, not water.

Still, our sewage systems are over-taxed as it is. Are they computing sewage treatment costs and energy in their "savings" equations?

 

[MickeyLee]

I will die alone in a filthy squat. I will have 20 cats who form a guard of honour around my corpse until they get bored and eat me.

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

 

[ConanTheBarber]

I want to be mounted and propped up in the corner.

If we can reverse the order, I'm your guy.

 

[Intrigue]

I dont really like the fact that we as humans litter this planet with our corpses, much less our burial mausoleums. Its a waste of space and only serves to comfort the living. I would prefer to set my happy ass on fire while Queen plays in the background (another one bites the dust) and people laughing, singing and having a great time. I dont want a single sad fucking tear. Then, take that ash and use it to plant a Joshua tree near my family so they may swing upon it after I'm gone. That will be their solace. That is ofcourse after everything I have in my body that can be used is gone. Why the fuck would I take my organs with me if someone else could use them?

 

[ConanTheBarber]

I dont really like the fact that we as humans litter this planet with our corpses, much less our burial mausoleums. Its a waste of space and only serves to comfort the living. I would prefer to set my happy ass on fire while Queen plays in the background (another one bites the dust) and people laughing, singing and having a great time. I dont want a single sad fucking tear. Then, take that ash and use it to plant a Joshua tree near my family so they may swing upon it after I'm gone. That will be their solace. That is ofcourse after everything I have in my body that can be used is gone. Why the fuck would I take my organs with me if someone else could use them?

I like just about all of this.
Except I would like a tear or two ... because tears are great things when they come from real feeling.
The Joshua tree ... real nice touch, Intrigue.

 

[Hand_Solo]

I want to be made into Soylent Green when I die. Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

 

[willow78]

I can't decide what I want played at my funeral - this or this. :tongue:

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

Cats are like men - I always go for the mangy strays.

 

[Intrigue]

I like just about all of this.
Except I would like a tear or two ... because tears are great things when they come from real feeling.
The Joshua tree ... real nice touch, Intrigue.

I think I actually messed that up! I completely forgot the Joshua tree was a frikking desert plant growin in higher altitudes. In retrospect maybe something more apt for swinging tires.... lol I just wanted my grandkids to swing on it. Or use it for what they need. Like the giving tree. fav book o mine.

 

[helgaleena]

I want to be made into Soylent Green when I die. Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

Soylent Green is delicious! Sort of like sperm, only meatier. :evil:

 

[Hand_Solo]

And it's part of the Green food group. Can't go wrong with that.

 

[wallaboi]

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

I'm interested in the Dr Seuss package. Can you guarantee that my demise and death and will rhyme, and do you have a refund or exchange policy?

 

[Hand_Solo]

When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box

 

[wallaboi]

When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box

:lmao:

 

[Intrigue]

When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box

The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play piccolo
On your snout!

*Stolen but a goodie*

 

[willow78]

I'm interested in the Dr Seuss package. Can you guarantee that my demise and death and will rhyme, and do you have a refund or exchange policy?

Hopping along the open road,
wallaboi met a toxic toad.
Foolishly, he started chewin',
That cane toad was his kanga-ruin.