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How do you fancy being liquified compost?

ArtofDesire

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There may be some merit to the process, however I dislike the idea of the residue being poured directly into the municipal water supply.
 
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Sounds like a cool idea, would also help the environment in some way. But i'll stick with the whole organ donor thingy.
 

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i wanna be pelleted and fed to fishies.

eta: after organ and tissue donation. i want the non-used bits ground down into fishies food.
hopefully koi fishies.

assuming my pact with a darklord for immortality doesn't pan out.
 
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Scattering your ashes on the garden would be just as efficacious. Depends on whether the soil needs more acid or more ash I suppose, in each case.

But cremation would have created half again as much greenhouse gas, used seven times the energy, and released more mercury.
 

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I'm not dying until I can be freeze dried.

Just like Taster's Choice.
 

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I have told everybody close to me, including the girl I'm with now; There ain't nobody reducing ME to ashes, or for that matter, turning me into liquid. Just put me into a mausoleum with some other people, then go. Either that, if funeral costs get too expensive, just stick a ham bone up my ass, and leave me for the dogs.
 

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Jeez!!! What the fuck ever happened to a good old fashioned funeral pyre, I ask ye???

Light my ass up! :cool:
 

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I soooooooo want a Viking funeral ........
 

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Personally I quite like the idea of burial at sea. Well, they call it burial, in reality, you're just chucked over the side for the fish to eat.
 

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I will die alone in a filthy squat. I will have 20 cats who form a guard of honour around my corpse until they get bored and eat me.
 

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For some reason when I read liquified compost the first thing that comes to mind is pig effluent.

ekkkk...ummm.....no thanks.
 

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There may be some merit to the process, however I dislike the idea of the residue being poured directly into the municipal water supply.

That's municipal WASTE supply, not water.

Still, our sewage systems are over-taxed as it is. Are they computing sewage treatment costs and energy in their "savings" equations?
 

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I will die alone in a filthy squat. I will have 20 cats who form a guard of honour around my corpse until they get bored and eat me.

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?
 

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I dont really like the fact that we as humans litter this planet with our corpses, much less our burial mausoleums. Its a waste of space and only serves to comfort the living. I would prefer to set my happy ass on fire while Queen plays in the background (another one bites the dust) and people laughing, singing and having a great time. I dont want a single sad fucking tear. Then, take that ash and use it to plant a Joshua tree near my family so they may swing upon it after I'm gone. That will be their solace. That is ofcourse after everything I have in my body that can be used is gone. Why the fuck would I take my organs with me if someone else could use them?
 

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I dont really like the fact that we as humans litter this planet with our corpses, much less our burial mausoleums. Its a waste of space and only serves to comfort the living. I would prefer to set my happy ass on fire while Queen plays in the background (another one bites the dust) and people laughing, singing and having a great time. I dont want a single sad fucking tear. Then, take that ash and use it to plant a Joshua tree near my family so they may swing upon it after I'm gone. That will be their solace. That is ofcourse after everything I have in my body that can be used is gone. Why the fuck would I take my organs with me if someone else could use them?

I like just about all of this.
Except I would like a tear or two ... because tears are great things when they come from real feeling.
The Joshua tree ... real nice touch, Intrigue.
 

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I can't decide what I want played at my funeral - this or this. :tongue:

so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

Cats are like men - I always go for the mangy strays.
 
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I like just about all of this.
Except I would like a tear or two ... because tears are great things when they come from real feeling.
The Joshua tree ... real nice touch, Intrigue.

I think I actually messed that up! I completely forgot the Joshua tree was a frikking desert plant growin in higher altitudes. In retrospect maybe something more apt for swinging tires.... lol I just wanted my grandkids to swing on it. Or use it for what they need. Like the giving tree. fav book o mine.
 

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so you're opting for the Benny Hill package?
will you be providing your own cats, or hiring a service to deliver specially trained cats?

I'm interested in the Dr Seuss package. Can you guarantee that my demise and death and will rhyme, and do you have a refund or exchange policy?
 

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When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box
 

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When Death persues you like a fox
and finally you succumb to pox
we will dress you in your socks
and put you in a wooden box


The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out,
The worms play piccolo
On your snout!

*Stolen but a goodie*
 

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I'm interested in the Dr Seuss package. Can you guarantee that my demise and death and will rhyme, and do you have a refund or exchange policy?

Hopping along the open road,
wallaboi met a toxic toad.
Foolishly, he started chewin',
That cane toad was his kanga-ruin.