OK, I know how to go commando, but how can you carry it off without being a show off? This past weekend the wife and I rented a beach house for just some relaxation and other stuff. Of course I was already thinking of the weekend while I was packing and completely forgot to pack my boxer briefs. I didn't realize it until we were back from the beach and preparing to go out for dinner. All I brought were shorts, t-shirts and sandals. No matter what pair of shorts I tried on there was no hiding it. My wife's laughter did little to abate the feeling of dread now overcoming me. I am terribly self-conscious about my size and was on the verge of ordering room service. She finally convinced me that it didn't show, but I knew she was lying. We walked across the street to a gift shop where I bought an overpriced Hawaiin shirt simply because it had long enough shirttails. So other than "wave it proudly," how do you guys go commando and still remain incognito?