how often u get morning wood n just have to jack of??

[TripHammer]

if i don't have wood in the morning, it usually means i'm not hydrated enough. i try to remember to have a big glass of water before i go to bed, otherwise i wake up all dried out.
i just enjoy rolling around on my big bone, humping the mattress in my half-asleep state.
to be honest, i'm usually such a zombie in the morning that i sleep until the moment my alarm forces me to get up, and i usually have to piss so bad at that point that i hit the john, instead of jackin in bed.

 

[JohnnyVee]

Yes pretty much a daily thing around here. Sometimes it will go down on it's own, but often not.

 

[upone]

The one thing that still works well. I usually just lie back and enjoy the sensation. I am at my firmest in the morning.

And it's best when there's somebody there who takes care of it with me.

A long time ago I had a GF who invented the blowjob alarm clock.

 

[D_times they are a changin]

Every morning if I'm not wakng up to a blowjob. Love to push the covers just below my waist and jerk off. Perfect way to start the morning.

 

[Tsun]

I wake up almost every morning with a morning wood but since I always wake up late for school or other stuff I just let it be and run to catch the bus

 

[B_Nick8]

Dicks are funny. What's true for one guy, isn't for the next.

Truer words....

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Dicks are funny.

True. Probably more dick jokes told than dumb blonde jokes.

Depends on how much stress I'm under.

 

[Ackers1967]

6.50 am in UK have the woody right now anyone on Gchat or AIM wanna talk dirty and jerk?

 

[notthatguy]

It only happens on days of the week that end in the letter "Y". 99 times out of 100 I need to shoot before I start my day or else something walks a few inches ahead of me all day. Not bad for someone who is 47.

 

[forever]

i wake up with a massive boner, tho no precum. if i play with myself under the covers i start lubing up. i normally have to pee really bad as well and the morning glory buys me extra time in bed!!

 

[B_Bigp22]

I think it is natural for all men to wake up with morning wood. Throughout the week it is hard because I usually have to go to work. But on weekends I usually rub one out or have sex with my wife.

 

[smallschlong]

every morning

 

[D_hhf12cxz]

Rarely do I not wake up with a boner or at least that "horny" feeling that will then become the only thing I can think about. Unfortunately, my wife does not care for morning sex so I usually have to take matters into my own hand or else find a local cock sucker to take care of me.

 

[suineg]

I leave it unless I am on a business trip. My 4 year old usually crawls into bed with me and the wife a 5 or 6 am, so I get up hiding it and sadly let it go.

 

[petetown]

At 51 I'm happy to report that I wake up with a boner every morning.

 

[stretchem_out]

If I haven't had a wet dream I can almost guarantee waking up to a rock hard erection. Getting laid has little or no effect on that morning hard on, wet dreams do.

 

[blackbottom2]

I believe its a combination of things that lead to the phenomenon known affectionately as morning wood

1, A full bladder
2, The way the body releases and uses testosterone overnight
3, Being naked relaxed and the mind going through and filing all the "sexy thoughts" we men have during the day.

 

[D_hhf12cxz]

If I haven't had a wet dream I can almost guarantee waking up to a rock hard erection. Getting laid has little or no effect on that morning hard on, wet dreams do.

Wow, I haven't had a wet dream since I was about 13 and figured out how to jack off. Sounds like someone needs to rub one out a little more often. :wink:

 

[B_WER25]

I get morning wood every single morning.

 

[ryan25yo]

woke up this morning with such a hard on n couldnt help myself produced so much cum it was emmense just wish my gf was there to

any u guys just leave it or u take the advantage

all the time! u have to love the morning wood!