How to fake a bulge?

[No_Strings]

Cooper's droop, and photog coming in two hours?
Yeah, you retire, boi.
(And we better stop hijacking this thread.)

I see no evidence of Cooper so far - I'll make a note to check with a thorough physical examination.
(Hijack? We lifted this thread off the ground. :wink

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

(Hijack? We lifted this thread off the ground. :wink

Yeah, we woke everyone up.
(I thought this thread was about bugles.)

 

[snoozan]

i want both of you in bed, post haste!
my bed, that is.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

i want both of you in bed, post Haste!
my bed, that is.

When does Haste leave?

 

[snoozan]

When does Haste leave?

he just left, and very quickly. you're up, boys!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

he just left, and very quickly. you're up, boys!

Well, I'm up.
(He's got Cooper's ...)

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Back to the topic, Ferocactus pilosus (the Mexican lime cactus) would make a hefty and impressive fake cock.

 

[lafever]

Why don`t you just go buy yourself a big fat dildo.:smile:



lafever

 

[2322]

Here's the clip. It's from Penn and Teller's Showtime show, Bullshit!

Any adult store will have a prosthetic penis you can use convincingly as this gentleman did.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Here's the clip. It's from Penn and Teller's Showtime show, Bullshit!
Any adult store will have a prosthetic penis you can use convincingly as this gentleman did.

Excellent, Jason.

 

[Principessa]

Use the WigWam Husky sock to fake a bulge.
I used them back in the late 80's on Halloween. I went as a lumberjack to a gay bar and got hit on quite a bit. :wink:

 

[D_Al_K_Celtzah]

If you really want to make an impression, try stuffing the girl's pants and you stuff your shirt with two wool balls (make sure to wear a bra, or your "tits" will eventually fall and look extreeeeeeeeeeeemely saggy) :tongue:

Anyway, for creating a bulge, I would only suggest the socks if what you're looking for is just the lump look on your crotch. If what you're thinking about is the hose pipe running down your thigh... hummm, I guess there are some things callled penis extenders that could help. You'd have to invest some, though :smile:
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if you want to save money... I don't know, use your imagination... fill up a condom with gelly, run some kind of string, strap or rope through the base and wrap it around your waist :biggrin1:

 

[huw ginnit]

Noel Coward once remarked on a opening night of a revue when a dancer hadn't put on his dance belt

"Tell that boy to get the Rockingham Tea service out of his tights!"

I'd reckon a couple of tube socks rolled over "yourself" would look most realistic, ensuring correct postioning and overall squidgy not to bulky OMG that man's got a colostomy...reactions.

Dildo's and such are too firm for your purpose, and imagine the embarrassment if they worked loose down your trouser leg to freedom!

Arrgh!

 

[TheRob]

Back to the topic, Ferocactus pilosus (the Mexican lime cactus) would make a hefty and impressive fake cock.

wouldn't a cactus have spines....

 

[cute]

Put four pairs of socks down your pants?This is a good idea ~~~