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Now that is rude humor!
I would have called that shocking, if I hadn't seen X10Michael's photo first.
You reckon?:wink:
People have a strong desire to believe that some cocks are 10 -14 inches with 9 inch girths. It's just that folks don't want their fantasy killed.
So many men claim to be close to 8 inches, but so so so few really are (I have never seen any cock that I believe is over 8 inches). That's why so many folks believe that there are 10-14 inch cocks out there.
By the way, people don't realize how long a cock that is close to 8 inches really is.
I dunno, bigbull. I used to think that my length was comparable to that of many porn stars, but eventually realized that in many cases I was under-estimating the size of these guys.
When I first started looking at porn, I thought most of the guys seemed average to slightly above average--either about the same size as me or just a little bit bigger. Of course, there were some exceptions: Jeff Stryker, Ken Ryker, and Matt Powers come to mind, but I perceived myself as being big enough to do porn if I wanted to, although I'd never be one of the big stars.
Since I joined LPSG, I've been paying more attention to size, and looking for clues as to how big a guy really is. It was not always easy. I certainly can't estimate a guy's length to the precise inch, but I realized that if a guy's dick reaches past his belly button, it's probably big. If he can fuck his own ass, it's big. If he's squatting down and his dick hits the ground, it's big. If it lies in the grass like a snake, it's REALLY BIG.
So I was chagrined to discover that many of the guys whom I perceived as "average" (i.e., about the same size as me) were often bigger than I thought. I think it's logical to assume that if a guy looks huge, then he's probably several inches longer than me.
Oh, to put his all in perspective, my cock is 6" long by about 5" circumference.
So I'm guessing that the "average" porn star is a good 7"-8" (or more) and that the guys who look really big (e.g., Matt Hughs), may very well be 9"-10" or more.
I think the important point is that if none of us can reliably tell if a guy is 8" or 10", does it really matter?
When I first started looking at porn, I thought most of the guys seemed average to slightly above average--either about the same size as me or just a little bit bigger. Of course, there were some exceptions: Jeff Stryker, Ken Ryker, and Matt Powers come to mind, but I perceived myself as being big enough to do porn if I wanted to, although I'd never be one of the big stars.
Since I joined LPSG, I've been paying more attention to size, and looking for clues as to how big a guy really is. It was not always easy. I certainly can't estimate a guy's length to the precise inch, but I realized that if a guy's dick reaches past his belly button, it's probably big. If he can fuck his own ass, it's big. If he's squatting down and his dick hits the ground, it's big. If it lies in the grass like a snake, it's REALLY BIG.
So I was chagrined to discover that many of the guys whom I perceived as "average" (i.e., about the same size as me) were often bigger than I thought. I think it's logical to assume that if a guy looks huge, then he's probably several inches longer than me.
Oh, to put his all in perspective, my cock is 6" long by about 5" circumference.
So I'm guessing that the "average" porn star is a good 7"-8" (or more) and that the guys who look really big (e.g., Matt Hughs), may very well be 9"-10" or more.
I think the important point is that if none of us can reliably tell if a guy is 8" or 10", does it really matter?
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i agree with you bigbull. sometimes when i tell people that my dick is between 7 and 8 inches they will say "oh no, thats gotta be at least 8, maybe 9!" its kinda annoying cuz its just not true. and some guys will say theyre 8+ and then pull out a cock that is clearly not as big as mine. maybe ppl just cant measure or something... seriously, a real 8 inches is huge! there are def ppl on this site w/ legit 8 inchers, but not nearly as many as they say. but w/e, ppl can say what they want, even though its funny to see guys w/ like 7.5 claimig to be 10 
Here are a few funny guys:
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/3168/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/6219
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/picture5.jpg
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/6383/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/16525
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/6382/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/16525
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/another_horny_bitch_choking_on_it.jpg
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/3168/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/6219
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/picture5.jpg
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/6383/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/16525
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/6382/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/16525
http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/data/500/another_horny_bitch_choking_on_it.jpg
i agree with you bigbull. sometimes when i tell people that my dick is between 7 and 8 inches they will say "oh no, thats gotta be at least 8, maybe 9!" its kinda annoying cuz its just not true. and some guys will say theyre 8+ and then pull out a cock that is clearly not as big as mine. maybe ppl just cant measure or something... seriously, a real 8 inches is huge! there are def ppl on this site w/ legit 8 inchers, but not nearly as many as they say. but w/e, ppl can say what they want, even though its funny to see guys w/ like 7.5 claimig to be 10
Thanks. I appreciate it (at least one person is in reality:wink
.7.5 - 8 = huge length (if measured properly)
6.5+ = huge girth
I think this was put together by Dan the Man (originally posted here): Quercusone and Maestro071 square off.
Lol Cal, yep, both my creations, just trying to develop my very noob PS skills. :wink:
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No; I think that was from before I joined the site. But the contents belong in this thread, so here are the photos posted at the beginning of the thread:
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http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/222294/size/big/cat/500
It all started with a Subway $5 footlong parody video I showed to coworkers that piqued their interest in requesting different things to do with my cock.
Uncle Sam for the 4th of July was one.
My latest venture is a GIF animation of my boner as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
It all started with a Subway $5 footlong parody video I showed to coworkers that piqued their interest in requesting different things to do with my cock.
Uncle Sam for the 4th of July was one.
My latest venture is a GIF animation of my boner as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
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