Hunks with small cocks

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Damn… wow… what’s the Asian phrase equivalent to “all hat and no cattle”?

"Sayonara?"

While in the Navy, I once went to Hawaii on weekend R&R with a buddy of mine who was gay.* We met up with some friends of his on Waikiki Beach. A couple of very good-looking Asian guys walked past and drew lots of appreciative attention. . . except from one older fellow who looked noticeably unimpressed. Thinking he might be prejudiced, I asked, "What? Don't you think they're attractive?" and he replied sotto voce, "Asians are usually, er, tiny," to which I replied, "Well, so are many Caucasians. . . like myself, for instance!" There was a moment of stunned silence and swallowed soda, and then everybody broke out laughing.**


* Homosexuality hadn't yet been fully legalized in the armed services. We were still under "Don't ask, don't tell." My friend never breathed a word..
** Being straight and self-exposed as small-endowed didn't seem to diminish my appeal. Although, from what I later learned, I may have switched from candidate for top to bottom.
 
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