I hate fellatio!
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I'm not big into getting a bj as part of foreplay or sex but some of the best bj orgasms I've ever had were anonymous glory hole bjs. Strange but true. I can go stick my dick in a hole and cum in buckets and have my eyes roll back in head but in bed... yawn.
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You're not alone. One of my close friends, who's straight, doesn't like getting head either. So there are lots of guys out there who hold the same view. There are even guys who don't like the idea of kissing. Not only that, but I know a guy who says that he only likes fucking pussy. He doesn't have a spot on his body that gets him aroused besides his dick. So hugging and kissing doesn't turn him on. If he does it, then it's only to get the girl turned on and not himself
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I have never cum from a BJ. had some gfs that refused BJs. and the ones that did, couldn't get much of my cock in their mouth. typically, what happens is the licking, sucking, and then when I'm about to pop, the BJ turns into a handjob. my wife reluctantly gave me BJs when we first got married. she set these rules, don't grab her head and force it down her throat, and no cumming in her mouth. I've got 6.5" of girth and she struggled with that and technique, but after a few years of marriage, her technique got better. I also engaged in some PE, and got a little longer and thicker. she got into a little penis worship, and found that my size maxed out with a nice BJ. so I always got a BJ before fucking, and she came quicker, multiple orgasms.
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I'm with you 100%. Especially on the "awkward" bit.
I've never enjoyed blowjobs. They typically bore me.
*blink* so ya more of a don't like bad blowjobs kinda guy?
have ever had a "good" blow job?*
if the missing bits were there, do ya think you would be a card carrying member of the blowjob enthusiast club?
i'm curious cuz the boy didn't cum from blowjobs until we figured out the stimulation he was missing. once the lost trigger was known, he's all "yeah, blowjobs.. pretty damn knifty."
for the boy the trick was something to grind on, cuz he's a grinder for orgasm. if i put the flat on my palms on his pelvis, where the muscle ditch go from hip to crotch *Uncle Bbbucko calls'em cum gutters :tongue1:*, with some massage/pressure. well... urm, he gets really happy. like bird with a french fry happy :biggrin:
*not saying all dudes with a dislike have had bad experiences.. dude to blowjob is like woman to anal sex. technique isn't usually the issue. :redface:
have ever had a "good" blow job?*
if the missing bits were there, do ya think you would be a card carrying member of the blowjob enthusiast club?
i'm curious cuz the boy didn't cum from blowjobs until we figured out the stimulation he was missing. once the lost trigger was known, he's all "yeah, blowjobs.. pretty damn knifty."
for the boy the trick was something to grind on, cuz he's a grinder for orgasm. if i put the flat on my palms on his pelvis, where the muscle ditch go from hip to crotch *Uncle Bbbucko calls'em cum gutters :tongue1:*, with some massage/pressure. well... urm, he gets really happy. like bird with a french fry happy :biggrin:
*not saying all dudes with a dislike have had bad experiences.. dude to blowjob is like woman to anal sex. technique isn't usually the issue. :redface:
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I've asked TheBF this, specifically if I need to improve my technique, which made him laugh. He just prefers PIV sex. When I asked him why, he said two words, "Eye contact."
Ever since we had the baby our sex life has also taken on a whole new kind of urgency that has affected how we have sex. We never know when the baby will wake up and cry so we almost never have the kind of relaxed "there's no hurry" indulgent kind of sex any more. One of those changes has been fewer blowjobs. Foreplay is sometimes perfunctory. I suspect that the fear of not getting to the Big O before we have to stop is probably largely responsible for his inability to enjoy blowjobs as much as he used to. It's hard to really get into it if there's a nagging feeling that this foreplay is taking too long and we'll never end up getting to the sex part, you know?
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That wet feeling, the strange soft-wet-roughness of the tongue and roof of the mouth and the piddly orgasm that ends up being the end result. :s
I also don't like open-mouth kissing... so maybe I just have an unreasonable aversion to mouths.
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I've not come from a blowjob yet.. Time will tell.
That's probably because your cock was made for fucking. WOW! But wouldn't mind giving it a try.
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I've had a few good ones. But its like dating a girl that has two left feet - there's only so much instruction before you just have to be supportive at the effort of dancing without expectation of it being "good."
Its not the end of the world. I do love bj's, and better bad than nothing. But if ladies can be critical of us and our skill in the sack, its only fair game to go the other way too :smile:
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For me, they're not that engaging compared to intercourse (I feel as if it's "service"), and the feeling of a mouth sucking is extremely lackluster compared to being in a vagina.
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I kinda get where you're coming from. Not everything that does it for one person does it for another, but just because you haven't had great experiences with girls sucking your dick doesn't mean you won't ever.
I guess it depends completely on what turns you on and what you like. If you do like it and just haven't had the right woman, then I'm sure there's plenty of girls who'd be up for sortin that out for you...
I guess it depends completely on what turns you on and what you like. If you do like it and just haven't had the right woman, then I'm sure there's plenty of girls who'd be up for sortin that out for you...
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I agree with petergroot.
BTW, I have come to realize I don't like giving blow jobs. Partly because the position makes my neck sore. I've never had any complaints, tho. Maybe others who have tried to get you off weren't into it.
I wouldn't say I hate Fellatio, because that's a bit strong. However, I think he's one of Shakespeare's more ill conceived characters. Hamlet would never have been the same without the name change...
Hamlet:
Then saw you not his face?
Fellatio:
O yes, my lord, he wore his beaver up.
Of course, the name change prompted CS Forester to bring it full circle with the very much tongue-in-cheek Captain Horatio Hornblower, RN.
Hamlet:
Then saw you not his face?
Fellatio:
O yes, my lord, he wore his beaver up.
Of course, the name change prompted CS Forester to bring it full circle with the very much tongue-in-cheek Captain Horatio Hornblower, RN.
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