I hate fellatio!

[D_Rictiotarvic_Ephenphart]

lol, zyz

as for bjs, i don't like getting but i LOVE giving, 'cause i'm so much better at it that most of you.

 

[FleshlightMouth]

Oh dear

 

[D_Albert_Bulgehopper]

It depends on what she does along with it. If it's just a wet orifice wih no suction or emotion it kind of feels like I'm making a carp suck me off. Conversely, if she's too eager she'll completely miss the right spots.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Lack of enthusiasm, lack of rhythm, lack of creativity and playfulness on the part of the fellator

you've just not had the right partner.. seriously there are many many women out there that love oral...

playfulness, laughing, enthusiasm... that's ALL part of good sex... whether it's a blow job, or anything else.

 

[hud01]

I'm actually glad you created this thread because I honestly thought I was the only one. It's not at all my cup of tea, I think it's the most unattractive thing. If it rocks your boat then it rocks your boat but it leaves me sitting dead in the damn water. There is nothing about fellatio that I like. I don't care for the suck face that is made, the slurping vacuum noises, the gagging and choking noised from those with a natural gag reflex in deep throat situations. Doesn't matter who has done it to me in the past I remain unimpressed and unturned on.

If this is all you have had, then you haven't had a good bj and I am guessing you don't know how to receive one either

 

[mek]

I dont thing your position is that unusual. I also have never really liked BJs either. Mother Nature made a much better place.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Fellatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

 

[ConanTheBarber]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Fellatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Ah, Fellatio ... your gorge rises at it!!!

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

 

[BIGBULL29]

My peter cannot cum from a blowjob - don't like the sensation at all. I'd rather much get a "sloppy" handjob.:biggrin1:

 

[ThongerDude]

I can't imagine life without blowjobs. I absolutely love a good blowjob and prefer one over most other forms of intercourse. If she knows what she's doing, she can bring me to the edge over and over again keeping me at the peak of pleasure before she allows me to blow (preferably in her mouth or on her face). A good blowjob needs to be done in conjunction with knowledgeable hands and fingers. Has anyone ever had a blowjob while she runs her fingertips up and down your ass crack, or underneath your balls? And it's an extra bonus if she's down on her knees and she looks up into mine with a sultry gaze.

That said, I can understand why some of you don't like blowjobs. I've had some pretty bad blowjobs in my life and if that were my only experience, then I would not like blowjobs either. I suggest you keep trying and looking for someone who really knows what to do with a blowjob. It'll blow your mind!

 

[ConanTheBarber]

Now get you to my lady’s chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come. Make her laugh at that.

 

[Flexxx]

Vive la difference!

I couldn't love anything more than a sensuous wet mouth on my hard cock.

I'm with him! Obviously you have not had the right partner because a good blowjob is great and a great blowjob is awesome!

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

To what base uses we may return, Fellatio! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, til he find it stopping a bung-hole?

 

[brinzaulsschwul]

Ten-hut!!

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Those balls look like strawberries

 

[ConanTheBarber]

To what base uses we may return, Fellatio! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, til he find it stopping a bung-hole?

'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.

 

[NCbear]

Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

Obviously, they're now with you, Zyz.

:tongue:

NCbear (who loves me some-a that there Shakespeare :biggrin1

 

[SilverTrain]

Those balls look like strawberries

One supposes that could make for a complementary relationship with the forthcoming cream.

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:

 

[LaFemme]

Those balls look like strawberries

Fortunately, strawberries & cream are one of favourite desserts! :wink: