I wanna party witchoo

[B_big dirigible]

Everybody talks about his horrific ties, but talk is cheap.

All right, ASCII text is cheap.

So enough persiflage already, let's see some scans. Most outrageous tie you own, or most outrageous tie you've actually worn.

In the Gallery. En avant!

 

[AlteredEgo]

Piece of cake, dude.

I only do Loud ties.:smile:

And me!

(I meant Alex.)

 

[AlteredEgo]

Everybody talks about his horrific ties, but talk is cheap.

All right, ASCII text is cheap.

So enough persiflage already, let's see some scans. Most outrageous tie you own, or most outrageous tie you've actually worn.

In the Gallery. En avant!

Alright. Where's yours? Are you using them to restrain your betrothed?

 

[Lex]

You're right. Long guest list. I'll need to quintuple my recipe, and bring half a dozen bottles at least. ANd three bottles of Irish Cream, to boot! I'll also bring a pound of coffee, a cloth filter, and a grinder.

I will bring Condoms, Flavored lube (water and silicone based), 3 inflatiable mattresses and DC DEEP's two slings.


oh, and my BUbba!

 

[AlteredEgo]

I will bring Condoms, Flavored lube (water and silicone based), 3 inflatiable mattresses and DC DEEP's two slings.


oh, and my BUbba!

Wait. He has TWO slings?! Now that's a guy who knows how to party! He's joining us, right? And Matt-matt?

GoneA sas he has to make it a working vacation, but I'm sure you'll see to it that he gets worked like a part time job. He needs more vaccation, less working.

 

[B_big dirigible]

Alright. Where's yours? Are you using them to restrain your betrothed?

But I'm not the one who's been bragging about my horrible ties. Of course I have some but I don't talk about them.

As for tie abuse, we don't need it 'round these parts. That's what handcuffs are for. I keep a couple of Peerless 700s and Hyatt 1010s around for special occasions. (I stopped buying Smith & Wesson 100s when all right-thinking Americans were boycotting the company. A sad tale, but true.)

 

[jeff black]

But I'm not the one who's been bragging about my horrible ties. Of course I have some but I don't talk about them.

As for tie abuse, we don't need it 'round these parts. That's what handcuffs are for. I keep a couple of Peerless 700s and Hyatt 1010s around for special occasions. (I stopped buying Smith & Wesson 100s when all right-thinking Americans were boycotting the company. A sad tale, but true.)

I'll see what I can do. I didn't bring any with me at school.

 

[Whopper-lee]

Sounds like the event of the year...
I'm on my way via Pony Express:biggrin1: :biggrin1:
Thx for the invitation
Consider this my RSVP:tongue: Whopper-lee

 

[DC_DEEP]

<...>
(and in light of recent events is it wise to put DC and me on the same veranda?)

Sir, begging your pardon, but you have most certainly mistaken me for another. I have no personal quarrel with you, nor with any other. If you prefer a cool glass of lemonade to the aforementioned gin and tonic, I will most happily pour it for you.

 

[DC_DEEP]

O.K. I'll be there, but don't anyone think that just because I have had too much to drink and am naked that I am easy. lol

We would never think such a thing. We will, of course, think that since you naked and easy, that you had too much to drink.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Wait. He has TWO slings?! Now that's a guy who knows how to party! He's joining us, right? And Matt-matt?

GoneA sas he has to make it a working vacation, but I'm sure you'll see to it that he gets worked like a part time job. He needs more vaccation, less working.

Darling, indeed I do! In fact, I have AT LEAST two of most all my playtoys. No waiting in line!

 

[DC_DEEP]

I'll take that as my cue as I arrive fashionably late from my 6 month hiatus. Better late than never...

Oh, ok, now I understand... last time we talked, I thought you said 6 month coitus.

 

[GoneA]

Ooooh, this is me and Bubba's favorite!

WHO HOO!!

Oh, good!! Now partying with you will be even more fun!!!

P.S.
Anyone else dying to see a drunk Lex?? :wink:

 

[DC_DEEP]

Oh, good!! Now partying with you will be even more fun!!!

P.S.
Anyone else dying to see a drunk Lex?? :wink:

I would rather see a naked and aroused Lex! If we gotta get him drunk to do it, well, so be it!

 

[B_josiah852]

Make a bet?

hehehe. And if I lose, do I win ?

 

[naughty]

More selections from my parents basement: 1, 2, 3

Girl, dont try to put that music on your parents! But if it truly is theirs no wonder you are so cool... I am loving that clip of Sly and the Family Stone!

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

I didn't want to come to your stupid party anyway.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I didn't want to come to your stupid party anyway.

Well, since you're on the other side of the globe...

But you'll be welcome any time you come back to USA.

 

[naughty]

I didn't want to come to your stupid party anyway.

Awwwww are you giving us some of that famous bottom lip? :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

Awwwww are you giving us some of that famous bottom lip? :biggrin1:

He totally whips it out every chance he gets