James Acaster

[bak311982]

I always thought he was sexy but the fact he has a big swinging slab between his legs has me all lustful

 

[samisgay]

I always wonder what exact size it would be my bet is 7.5 inches

 

[DownBaddie]

there’s no way he didn’t know he had his whole cock and betty swollocks on show

 

[rihrihroman]

I want to tongue his gooch

 

[bak311982]

there’s no way he didn’t know he had his whole cock and betty swollocks on showView attachment 155740711

mouthwatering

 

[YummyAdam]

The YouTube channel “Late Night with Seth Meyers” has an interview with James showing a clip with him wearing a green track suit. Check the first few seconds for an ever-so-slight outline
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he's sooo cute ( and funny too ) !

 

[soulafein]

There are so many moments where James's dick is on full display (see great side view above). I'm not complaining about that specifically, but it makes simply enjoying the show as a comedy special difficult when it's all I can do to not try and catch the next prolific Acaster Bulge on full display lmao.

 

[ForTheN00Ds]

He does look to be hung. I'm currently watching "James Acaster: Hecklers Welcomed" stand-up special on MAX, and his green sweatpants leave very little to the imagination as he prances around the stage while pushing his hips forward when he stands still. Lol

It seems like he's wearing very loose boxer briefs. At times you can even see the head of his VPL. I wonder if he's circumcised like it seems in one of my pics; which some Europeans are due to phimosis.

watched that whole special and didn't hear a word he said.

 

[Temporlina]

Oh and also...
Want to give him the sloppiest head in history while he puts his arms over his head like this.

You are SO real for this

 

[Keoghan]

watched that whole special and didn't hear a word he said.

No matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye.​

 

[jajaja1994]

Oh and also...
Want to give him the sloppiest head in history while he puts his arms over his head like this.

This is what brought me here, why can't i have an original experience ever?

 

[iknowwhatudidlastsummer]

pity he aint on social media

 

[Keoghan]

pity he aint on social media

Naw, social media was no good for his neuroses.

 

[ticklguy12]

Ok but like him taking his shirt off would be good for my neuros

 

[Matt33333]

Alas, I think it's a fake. Seems to be from Tumblr.

In other Acaster sightings, saw a video on YouTube (James Acaster Acts Out The Alphabet | Guessable?) where James' t-shirt rides up exposing a bit of skin... Appears to have no treasure trail, so either it's very pale (he is ginger I suppose), or he shaves, or is just very smooth in general.

I think he is a ginger and most gingers shave, no idea why love a red bush... dont think ke has ever hot his top off for us to see

 

[Xanderinthetrees]

there’s no way he didn’t know he had his whole cock and betty swollocks on showView attachment 155740711

I'm sorry ... Betty swollocks !?!

 

[JoeyRainbow]

I'm sorry ... Betty swollocks !?!

I'm guessing Cockney rhyming slang. It rhymes with bollocks, aka balls.

 

[Keoghan]

I'm guessing Cockney rhyming slang. It rhymes with bollocks, aka balls.

It’s a spoonerism, like belly jeans/jelly beans. Betty swollocks/sweaty bollocks.

 

[Xanderinthetrees]

It’s a spoonerism, like belly jeans/jelly beans. Betty swollocks/sweaty bollocks.

Yea, this is too European for me